Well just had a screaming row with my neighbor. Good entertainment for everyone else.
Just pulled up on MY DRIVEWAY and some woman on it parked like a Muppet. I said to her nicely who are you visiting and she Reg and he it's ok to park here. I said it's not but just straighten up your car as if my tenant see's you in her space she'll moan at me. So she did.
I'm walking to my door and Reg says from his door what you moaning about!!!! I said your mate needs to park straight so my tenants can park up. He said well Manny in the shop said I could park therr. I told him I'm the landlord and he's the tenant so I can do what I want on my property!!!! Plus it's nothing to do with you so shut your mouth!!!! Then he's saying to me your always moaning. I said let's sort out the problem, why you got the hump with me?? He said because I told him off for doing work in his garden at 7am annoyed him and that I was out of order. I told him NO work by law can start at 8am but I'll tell you what I'll start with a sledgehammer outside your door Monday shall i at 7!!!!
He slammed the door on me and I was fuming. My wife said wtf is going
. So I googled it and found I was right. So I went for round 2 and knocked on his door and said to his wife tell that idiot to read this!!! He's then giving it large. I said stop hiding behind your wife and come here and say it to my face you pr!CK!!! Anyway he kept hiding and shouting and I just said naff off you short bald tw@t!!!! Come knock on my door if you're brave or say to sorry. Then walking to my place another neighbor coming home said hello and he could see we just had a row. He thought it was funny. He's been wanting to tell that idiot off for years.
Looks like I'll never get my hands on those Liverpool tickets again
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