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Crazy dont be all like animals are crap shiz, havent you got an injuction?.....
Pfft, people without kids aren't real men!
Who cares if dogs can marginally eat better than children, that's only for the first year maybe. Any animal that can't use their paws to hold a glass or mug for a drink clearly isn't that clever. William has been able to hold his own cup and drink for months now. Your dog just laps it up from a manky bowl.
Pets are stupid. They cost a lot and you get zero return other than a few cuddles. I expect my kids to wipe my *** when I'm old and nearly dead. Can't see your dog's doing that, at most they'd just come round for a sniff!
There's no way that dogs are better than kids! THey are hairy for a start. Whenever you go to anyone's house with animals they always stink. You walk in the front door and it's clear that they have pets by the rank smell of wet animal.
They get ill, like a broken paw, and the animal doctor charges a fortune. Kids medical treatment is free. My kids will clean up my sick if I want them to, I'm a strict dad and have them well trained. I agree, they cost more than animals, but you get far more in return.
Dogs just look at you all stupid and roll over. They're clearly not that clever otherwise there would be dog universities, jobs for dogs, dogs as MP's etc....but there isn't.
Chez, fish are even more stupid! They are a complete waste of time and money. What do you get in return for them? ZERO!!!!
Don't even get me started on cats.
Clearly your kids? As i'm guessing you're a normal human and want to spend time with other humans rather than 4-legged hairy bags of wind?
crazy you are a heartless man.
i hope you get raped by a dog
When i go for a nice meal i dont have to worry about animals screaming in my ear on the next table.
Find it far more interesting feeding my Piranha`s than i ever will watching a baby slop mush around a high chair and having to clean it up myself. If the Piranha`s detect illness or something bad in the tank they`ll get rid of it to keep their environment clean and safe. I have to clean it like once twice a month if that not twice every 5 minutes.
... they`ll be deflated and bang against the knees.
Fair enough, they have an animal instinct. But it's no reason to get one, just cos it felt the force!
My daughters best friend is another human being, one that she can go to school with, play with and talk with (both ways of communication, not just jabbering to an inept animal).
Also if dogs are so pointless why are there so many dogs for illnesses and so on now? Your kid could quite happily read to a dog but wont read to you like a lot of children out there these days. How would that make you feel that your kid wont read to its own parents. Dogs for the blind, dogs that can detect when you`re going to have a seizure or something 40minutes!! before it even happens. Without that animal people like that would be dead or require 24hr care.
Police dogs, bomb dogs in the army, drugs at airports. If a dog found a bomb on someone or a bag that was going to be on your flight you`d treasure that dog for saving your life.
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Police dogs, bomb dogs in the army, drugs at airports. If a dog found a bomb on someone or a bag that was going to be on your flight you`d treasure that dog for saving your life.
woah woah woah...you have a cat? They are completely useless! ok, I've admitted dogs have a purpose...as working animals. But what good does a cat do? They just slink around the place looking dubious, like they'll scratch your face off at any moment!
LOL the misses wanted a child. I just went along with it do keep her quiet. They're funny though, completely retarded and actually feel no pain. I dont know how they've not broken their back or something. Throw themselves around the house, constantly hitting their head on doors and door frame when they're playing.
Nicki, Chez will come look after you if you like?
Dogs are better than cats, fact. And kids are better than dogs, fact. And men are better than women, fact!
On a completely different note i`ve finally managed to sort inters tickets. They`ve just taken it over the phone instead. Hurray!
Nice one!!
Can I just point you here please...
http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/forum-how/185160-how-multi-quote.html