This thread is GAY!
Hahahhaa.... nope!
And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
Update:
Today I think he saw my winkle.
Maybe you could take a mate to protect you!!! Make him stand near him!!!
Maybe you could take a mate to protect you!!!
When you said to take a Mate to protect me, did you mean.........................
When you said to take a Mate to protect me, did you mean.........................
GOOD SEX IS SAFE SEX! or should that be SAFE SEX IS GOOD SEX?
Hey California embraces gay marraige so why cant asn, I say go for it mate as long as its a free bar, I'll be there, sitting I may add on a chair with a chastity belt
Hey California embraces gay marraige so why cant asn, I say go for it mate as long as its a free bar, I'll be there, sitting I may add on a chair with a chastity belt
Mobile phones have been banned from the changing rooms in our Gym (part of a large chain) apparently pics of shlongs and pips were recently uploaded from a camera phone to a `specialist site`.
%100 true.
Looks like this guys gets around.......
I Dare you to ask this guy out..
Go on dude just for ****'s and giggles... see what he says..
Let us know how you get on tomorrow..
be even funnier if he blew you out, or off keeping on topic...yr choice lol
Or learn how to cut and style women's hair!Yeah do it, whats the worst that can happen? You may even get better at interior design and start to like musical theater
Playing with something hard to please you....
what if he turns me down??? If that happened I'd actually be a little hurt and offended that I can't even pull a geezer who grabs an eye full of random men's sweaty bits in public changing room
So you are now Under Cover right?
Now on mat in front of me
doesnt mat mind ???? sound to me like your in the wrong gym !! lol
Maybe He's got his love eggs in. get close see if he's jingling LOL..
Go on you gotta ask this dude out or at least tell him you'v clocked him eyeing up yr piece !!
Get a pic of him..
We'll name and shame the pest !!
You know what, I don't even know his name. I know he likes Britney Spears and The Pet Shop Boys though.
I won't tell you what happened next because I still haven't come to terms with it myself yet.
so dude did you confront him bout catching a glimpse of yr cod piece
Ben Dover
Haaa haaaa this is soooo funny, im not sure if you are winding us all up here aythreee lol
You were on your mobile watching him lol, erm bet he didnt notice that lol, now he knows for sure you're after him as he thinks you've taken pics for playing over later haaaa haaaaa
It's funny though, he did seem a little less friendly than usual today, almost like he knew I'd been talking about him.
Think I'll check if he owns an Audi tomorrow.... just in case!!