A man has not had an erection for a long long time..he decides to try a method he read about in an old medicine book..
It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...
So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...
He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!!![Jump :jump: :jump:](/xf/styles/default/xenforo/asn/ae/jump.gif)
The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....
You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a ****** nose bleed![Crying :crying: :crying:](/xf/styles/default/xenforo/asn/ac/crying.gif)
It involves placing his finger in a woman's vagina then rubbing it around the tip of his nose...
So that night he climbed into bed while his wife was sleeping dip's his finger into her fanny, has a root around then rubs the moistness on the tip of his nose.. BOOM... Instant Erection...
He franticly wakes the wife .. Oi Oi look at this baby he shouts!!
![Jump :jump: :jump:](/xf/styles/default/xenforo/asn/ae/jump.gif)
The wife turns on the bedroom light and replies....
You woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me you'v had a ****** nose bleed
![Crying :crying: :crying:](/xf/styles/default/xenforo/asn/ac/crying.gif)