Where are all the S3's?

im quite disappointed with my local abundance of S3's, they all appear to be knobs driving them.... on way home from work theres a two lane carriage way where people queue in single file in respect of not pushing in, you get the odd **** driving up thinking hes clever, obviously born without manners! ive seen 3 different S3's in recent weeks , 2 x 8L's and 1x 8P fly up..... ive started pulling out and sitting in the fast lane now