off subject,i had to get the wife to stop on the motorway today so i could go to the loo(i was desperate),it had no lights,so it was pitch black,
off i go down the hill through the undergrowth,in a rush,and before i know it im falling through the air and land in a 5 feet deep bog,could of been worse i think,i then lift my foot out of the bog to find my trainer has stayed there and i cant see a thing,
the bog is 5 foot deep so i can only just see over,im screaming(over the sound of the hurtling traffic) to jay my son to bring over the phone so i can use his light,eventualy he comes over,and i find my trainer,now my sock is wet and covered in stinking mud,on top of that the sides of the ditch are covered in stinging nettles,
when i get back to the car the wife and jay are in stitches crying with laughter,
just thought i would share it with you guys.