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Strangely, non of these are available in Audi Seafield Road, Edinburgh. Maybe I should tell them to develop regional variations for different parts of the country. The "Norfolk Pack" could include some Turkeys (Bewdyful! In a Bernard Mathews styleeee), The "Yorkshire Pack", perhaps a small (its Yorkshire so v. small), bottle of Eau d Farm and some baler twine, The "Lincolnshire Pack" perhaps some earth's curvature detecting binoculars...I could go on but I wont.
Easy!
Rick
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I see... so round these yer parts it'd be the Scrumpy Pack with seats woven from withies (willow twigs), a miniature Glastonbury Tor on the rear shelf, The Wurzels permanently playing on the 8-track, a 'Beginners Guide to Crop Circle Stomping' in the glove box, a horn that plays the first few bars of "I've got a brand new combine haaarvester", 40" wheels shod with tractor tyres (square tyres 'cos we've so many speed bumps) and a figurine of Farmer Michael (Eavis of Pilton Festival fame) on the dashboard.
There'd be an air freshener, 'Scrumpy Fragrance' naturally, hanging from the rear view mirror and a permanent layer of crud two inches thick up to window level. Then there's the special 'Speed Camera Detector Add-On; Jethro the village idiot sat on the roof with binoculars and a twelve bore....