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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I put it down to you driving your S3 like a biatch
    Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months
    Ouchie.

    And that was mainly in 2 days.... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    What are you hunting for? It's probably at the bottom of your bag
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    Don't forget to christen the new car welly.

    I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
    the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.

    Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?

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    My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.

    I wish I had weeks like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.

    I wish I had weeks like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Ouchie.

    And that was mainly in 2 days.... lol
    1 day really 8, 5000rpm launches plus the practise ones I did before Inters to figure out the best way, the second day I only did two and I launched much more gently... ish

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    If you're looking for your underwear, just don't bother! Commando is the way forward.
    Rofl, not even got as far as deciding what to wear yet, that will be the next thing to overcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months
    Fair play that man
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    I wish they told her why the person was fired so quick!!

    Great news though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    Rofl, not even got as far as deciding what to wear yet, that will be the next thing to overcome.
    If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
    My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
    Hmmmmm. I normally find stuff on the floordrobe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Fair play that man

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
    That's what I thought he meant too!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Don't forget to christen the new car welly.

    I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
    the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.

    Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?
    I wish i did have a magic bag scott, one that would transport me anywhere i wanted to go especially as my day has got off to a bad start as i slept in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
    I wish i did have a magic bag scott, one that would transport me anywhere i wanted to go especially as my day has got off to a bad start as i slept in.
    You need her umbrella....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
    haha, I think I meant that too now when I re-read it, oops! You lot don't need to know the answer to that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Nice one. :D

    I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
    I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    haha, I think I meant that too now when I re-read it, oops! You lot don't need to know the answer to that.
    What you do at the weekends mate is completely up to you.....

    Just make sure it's good stuff.
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    Good man! It does my head it that my mrs thinks that she can get it WHENEVER she wants but must make me wait.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Nice one. :D

    I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
    I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.
    Bet you didn't last long!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Good man! It does my head it that my mrs thinks that she can get it WHENEVER she wants but must make me wait.
    Yeah but they know how to push the right buttons though dont they!
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Yeah but they know how to push the right buttons though dont they!
    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
    theres a screw driver in the garage... whats the problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
    Copy and paste the text for all to see!!!

    You see, I can honestly say I will NEVER get a text like that. By morning she resets to 'zero' for sexual activity, all is forgotten during a nights sleep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    What you do at the weekends mate is completely up to you.....

    Just make sure it's good stuff.
    Reminds me of this quote from Enemy Of The State:

    Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?

    David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?

    Robert Clayton Dean: No I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
    Haha. Mine wanted a sorting out last night but we didn't get home to mine till 9ish and she had an hours drive back to hers. I told her that there is a sex ban next weekend due to me conserving energy for my London to Cambridge bike ride. That didn't go down too well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dane View Post
    theres a screw driver in the garage... whats the problem
    Shhhhhh, that's a secret.... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

    You should have seen the text.... :-/
    Ok, share. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    Bet you didn't last long!
    Thats why you go more than once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Thats why you go more than once.
    2nd performance is always like superman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    You need her umbrella....
    Not yet, but i will add that to my list, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    2nd performance is always like superman
    Or do it when you need to pee.
    The need to not pee over your misses out weighs the other need.
    Or something.

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    Just seen this My new TT has been keyed!! and thought it was Welly.

    Its not welly, still a sh!tter though.

    I hate people to damages cars, there's not need.

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    Did a Nessy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    Just seen this My new TT has been keyed!! and thought it was Welly.

    Its not welly, still a sh!tter though.

    I hate people to damages cars, there's not need.
    If I caught someone doing that to my car, I would honestly unleash some fury.

    I agree, I HATE people that take their anger out on other people's possessions, it's pathetic.

    If someone had a problem, they should be man enough (not being sexist, works for women too) to confront ME about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
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    Where did everyone go?

    I've just been over to the 8L forum! OMG what a pile of poo that is at the moment.

    Threads asking about DVs, N429 bypass, wheel spacers, what's the best remap. FFS this stuff has been covered a million times since these cars came into production
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    3 pissed off women in one go?
    Thats not good man.
    did you leave the toilet seat up or something?

    wrapping the motor?
    which one, what colour?
    All over a hair do......

    The S3 dude. Got a few colour options I'm thinking of but I like the GT3RS riviera blue with black detailing.


    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    It must have been a week for annoying ex's last week!!!
    Deffo agree there

    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Morning peoples.

    Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....
    Glad to here Yr keeping bumble fella, nice looking tt. Is that an original sport two tone ??

    Quote Originally Posted by W3STY View Post
    I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!
    But you would at every opportunity ...... Show off!

 

 

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