Dane
Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4
I put it down to you driving your S3 like a biatch
Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months
I put it down to you driving your S3 like a biatch
Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months
What are you hunting for? It's probably at the bottom of your bag
My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.
I wish I had weeks like that!
Ouchie.
And that was mainly in 2 days.... lol
If you're looking for your underwear, just don't bother! Commando is the way forward.
Excuse me, I've just wasted a clutch in 9 months
Rofl, not even got as far as deciding what to wear yet, that will be the next thing to overcome.
If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
If you're looking for underwear it might be hanging from the light shade.
My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
Don't forget to christen the new car welly.
I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.
Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?
I wish i did have a magic bag scott, one that would transport me anywhere i wanted to go especially as my day has got off to a bad start as i slept in.
What, as in you were wearing it??? lol
My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
haha, I think I meant that too now when I re-read it, oops! You lot don't need to know the answer to that.
Nice one.
I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.
Good man! It does my head it that my mrs thinks that she can get it WHENEVER she wants but must make me wait.
Yeah but they know how to push the right buttons though dont they!
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.
You should have seen the text.... :-/
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.
You should have seen the text.... :-/
What you do at the weekends mate is completely up to you.....
Just make sure it's good stuff.
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.
You should have seen the text.... :-/
theres a screw driver in the garage... whats the problem
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.
You should have seen the text.... :-/
Thats why you go more than once.
You need her umbrella....
2nd performance is always like superman
Just seen this http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/124428-my-new-tt-has-been-keyed.html and thought it was Welly.
Its not welly, still a sh!tter though.
I hate people to damages cars, there's not need.
3 ****** off women in one go?
Thats not good man.
did you leave the toilet seat up or something?
wrapping the motor?
which one, what colour?
It must have been a week for annoying ex's last week!!!
Morning peoples.
Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....
I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!