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Don't forget to christen the new car welly.

I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.

Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?
 
My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.

I wish I had weeks like that!
 
Welly said:
My missus is having a good few days. She get's a free TT to drive. She has just now found out that the job she went for and really wanted, but didn't get, the person that did get it has been fired and they want her to start next week.

I wish I had weeks like that!
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+1

Welly said:
Ouchie.

And that was mainly in 2 days.... lol
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1 day really 8, 5000rpm launches plus the practise ones I did before Inters to figure out the best way, the second day I only did two and I launched much more gently... ish
 
crazy88 said:
If you're looking for your underwear, just don't bother! Commando is the way forward.
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Rofl, not even got as far as deciding what to wear yet, that will be the next thing to overcome.
 
ScottB5 said:
Don't forget to christen the new car welly.

I never christen mine, to paranoid of something breaking or making it dirty.
the most I do is funny shapes in the snow.

Has sandra got a merry poppings bag?
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I wish i did have a magic bag scott, one that would transport me anywhere i wanted to go especially as my day has got off to a bad start as i slept in.
 
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crazy88 said:
My mrs underwear was on saturday morning. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Nice one. :D

I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.
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Good man! It does my head it that my mrs thinks that she can get it WHENEVER she wants but must make me wait.
 
ScottB5 said:
Nice one. :D

I made ever excuse, reason, thought and movement possible to not do any thing on saturday after the misses go home. No way, she can wait untill sunday.
I even covered my hands in brake fluid and dirt from Westy's breaks in an attempt to not do any thing, this just made it worse but some how I held off untill sunday.
:jump:
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Bet you didn't last long!
 
W3STY said:
Yeah but they know how to push the right buttons though dont they!
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I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

You should have seen the text.... :-/
 
Welly said:
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

You should have seen the text.... :-/
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theres a screw driver in the garage... whats the problem :laugh:
 
Welly said:
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

You should have seen the text.... :-/
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Copy and paste the text for all to see!!!

You see, I can honestly say I will NEVER get a text like that. By morning she resets to 'zero' for sexual activity, all is forgotten during a nights sleep.
 
Welly said:
What you do at the weekends mate is completely up to you..... :lmfao:

Just make sure it's good stuff.
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Reminds me of this quote from Enemy Of The State:

Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?

David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?

Robert Clayton Dean: No I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.
 
Welly said:
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

You should have seen the text.... :-/
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Haha. Mine wanted a sorting out last night but we didn't get home to mine till 9ish and she had an hours drive back to hers. I told her that there is a sex ban next weekend due to me conserving energy for my London to Cambridge bike ride. That didn't go down too well!
 
Welly said:
I'm not very popular this morning. I was knackered last night and my missus wanted a banging. So I promised her I'd give her one this morning. Sadly I was late waking up, and snick off to work before she woke up.

You should have seen the text.... :-/
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Ok, share. :D
 
ScottB5 said:
Just seen this http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/124428-my-new-tt-has-been-keyed.html and thought it was Welly.

Its not welly, still a sh!tter though.

I hate people to damages cars, there's not need.
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If I caught someone doing that to my car, I would honestly unleash some fury.

I agree, I HATE people that take their anger out on other people's possessions, it's pathetic.

If someone had a problem, they should be man enough (not being sexist, works for women too) to confront ME about it.
 
Where did everyone go?

I've just been over to the 8L forum! OMG what a pile of poo that is at the moment.

Threads asking about DVs, N429 bypass, wheel spacers, what's the best remap. *** this stuff has been covered a million times since these cars came into production :banghead:
 
ScottB5 said:
3 ****** off women in one go?
Thats not good man.
did you leave the toilet seat up or something?

wrapping the motor?
which one, what colour?
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All over a hair do......:lmfao:

The S3 dude. Got a few colour options I'm thinking of but I like the GT3RS riviera blue with black detailing.
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W3STY said:
It must have been a week for annoying ex's last week!!!
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Deffo agree there

Welly said:
Morning peoples.

Turns out there was room for a small one on the drive....
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Glad to here Yr keeping bumble fella, nice looking tt. Is that an original sport two tone ??

W3STY said:
I was in shock mate. The guy started to windmill it infront of me too!
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:lmfao:But you would at every opportunity ...... Show off!
 
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