arthurfuxake
Controversial & Contradictive
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...to draw some cash from the cash machine, and a rather good looking woman totters over to me with her high heels, peroxide blonde hair and impressive pair of surgical enhancements
. She points to my car saying that she's so glad I drive an Audi, because she can't get the fuel flap open on hers, could I possibly help her. So, I wander over to her silver A4 cabriolet expecting the flap to be locked shut and maybe needing to use the emergency release puller in the boot. But, I get there and the flap is open and the cap is unscrewed. I'm puzzled, so she explains that it's the little silver flap inside the filler-neck that is jammed, and she proceeds to try and jam the nozzle in, but it is obviously not going in. I use my finger to check the little silver flap, and it is loose, so I'm about to grab the nozzle from her when I notice she has the Ultimate Diesel nozzle in her hand. I reach across and close the boot lid to check the model and see that it is a 1.8T:busted_cop: . Just as well that the nozzle didn't fit in. She turned a rather bright shade of crimson when I pointed it out to her.
Even worse, in her efforts to release the flap, she obviously released the bonnet and I had to stop her from driving off with the bonnet sprung. I've never seen a woman look so embarassed, but she did give me her phone number and invited me for a meal as a thank-you
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. She points to my car saying that she's so glad I drive an Audi, because she can't get the fuel flap open on hers, could I possibly help her. So, I wander over to her silver A4 cabriolet expecting the flap to be locked shut and maybe needing to use the emergency release puller in the boot. But, I get there and the flap is open and the cap is unscrewed. I'm puzzled, so she explains that it's the little silver flap inside the filler-neck that is jammed, and she proceeds to try and jam the nozzle in, but it is obviously not going in. I use my finger to check the little silver flap, and it is loose, so I'm about to grab the nozzle from her when I notice she has the Ultimate Diesel nozzle in her hand. I reach across and close the boot lid to check the model and see that it is a 1.8T:busted_cop: . Just as well that the nozzle didn't fit in. She turned a rather bright shade of crimson when I pointed it out to her.Even worse, in her efforts to release the flap, she obviously released the bonnet and I had to stop her from driving off with the bonnet sprung. I've never seen a woman look so embarassed, but she did give me her phone number and invited me for a meal as a thank-you
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