Jack goes to the doctor and says, "I'm having trouble getting my penis
erect. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "The problem is
that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's
really nothing I can do for you, except if you're willing to try a new
experimental treatment."
"What's the treatment?" Jack asks sadly.
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles
from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it then says, "The thought of going through life
without ever having sex again is too much. I'll have the treatment."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use
his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack
unzipped his trousers. His penis immediately sprung from his trousers,
went to the table top, grabbed a bread roll, then returned back into
his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
"Well, I think so, but I don't know if I can fit another roll up my
****."
erect. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "The problem is
that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's
really nothing I can do for you, except if you're willing to try a new
experimental treatment."
"What's the treatment?" Jack asks sadly.
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles
from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it then says, "The thought of going through life
without ever having sex again is too much. I'll have the treatment."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use
his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack
unzipped his trousers. His penis immediately sprung from his trousers,
went to the table top, grabbed a bread roll, then returned back into
his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
"Well, I think so, but I don't know if I can fit another roll up my
****."
