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[JohnboyC]

My boss wandered around to see me whilst I was sufing the net at lunchtime, and clocked me browsing the Audi-Sport site........and said "Audi's....oh I don't like Audi's"

Considering he drives a 2.5 4wd Jag X-Type I need some amusing but very pointed put downs to provide a response next time he is banging on about how great his Jag is !

Must not be crude, or rude, just a real put down !

 

[ian52]

its a mondeo underneath isnt it? think they are anyway.my wife used to work at jaguar and the x typ was seen as the poor mans jag.i like the look of them thou.

 

[Just Plain Old]

How about something simple like,

yes, the 'original' jags were a 'quality' car,,,, like the audi

 

[quattrojames]

How about: "My father has a Jag and it suits his more sedate style of driving"

 

[The Slug]

or...a tranny van is quicker round the ring ...pmsl

 

[10blazin]

what about this one....:::: jags are ****..

 

[fingermouse]

ask him if he has a tweed jacket to go with the jag,

 

[SteveTDCi]

arn't jags driven by arthur daily ?

 

[Les 51]

Isn't the jag a rich mans mondeo?

 

[Staz]

"Why did you get an X-Type? Couldn't you afford a proper Jag?"

 

[martyboy]

did you get your free pipe and slippers with that!

 

[lil_coz]

Tell him that he can double the price of his car by filling it with petrol

 

[markyzs180]

what about this one....:::: jags are ****..

pmsl, quality !

 

[a3motion]

is that the jag with the same set up as the ford mondeo, i really like them.......

 

[PaulAr]

"So you dont like AUDIs?, shame, your wife seemed to like it........."

 

[Geordie Mike]

Point out that it is John Prescott's preferred make.

 

[martyboy]

"So you dont like AUDIs?, shame, your wife seemed to like it........."