Items needed
10 Pints of larger
3 whisky Chasers
1 Doner Kebab Shop
Firstly go to your nearest pub and down 1 or possibly two beers depending on the state of the birds, If no birds in pub or there not upto much move on to step two
Step Two
Move on too next pub drink copious amounts of larger
Step Three
If not too drunk try a nightclub and carry on drinking
Step four
Leave nightclub in a drunken stupor, if too ****** and unable to pull a bird or a moose stagger along high street until you find a kebab shop
Step Five
The choice is yours, Chile sauce, salad, salt and vinegar on the chips its up to you to decide.
Step Five
Get in a cab and tell him to take you home whilst you munch on your kebab spilling most of it all over yourself and the seats.
Step Six
The following Day wash your hands as much as you like your not going to get rid of that kebab smell untill a week saturday
10 Pints of larger
3 whisky Chasers
1 Doner Kebab Shop
Firstly go to your nearest pub and down 1 or possibly two beers depending on the state of the birds, If no birds in pub or there not upto much move on to step two
Step Two
Move on too next pub drink copious amounts of larger
Step Three
If not too drunk try a nightclub and carry on drinking
Step four
Leave nightclub in a drunken stupor, if too ****** and unable to pull a bird or a moose stagger along high street until you find a kebab shop
Step Five
The choice is yours, Chile sauce, salad, salt and vinegar on the chips its up to you to decide.
Step Five
Get in a cab and tell him to take you home whilst you munch on your kebab spilling most of it all over yourself and the seats.
Step Six
The following Day wash your hands as much as you like your not going to get rid of that kebab smell untill a week saturday