mikeyboy
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What is it with people who just talk utter bull s##t 24/7? A young boy who has started working at my place of work on a 6 month "work experience scheme" talks so much s##t that I get annoyed even just looking at him. When he first started he told us that he was a fully qualified mechanic and he was just waiting to find a job in a garage (even though he doesn't even have a driving licence). Fast forward a couple of months and I start getting a creaking noise from my steering and thought I might I have a bad CV joint, I checked the car on the ground and noticed both cv boots were dry with no splits or grease oozing. I booked the car into my local independent vag garage but also asked this boy at work what the problem might be. As soon as I started talking about cv joints and the steering rack etc you could tell he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. He then says that he's not a fully qualified mechanic as he got thrown out of college after a year for "throwing a boy over the bonnet of a car". He then also denies saying that he was a fully qualified mechanic even though there was 4 of us in a van when he claimed to be. He then came into work a couple of weeks ago on a Monday morning claiming he drank three bottles of buckfast and a bottle of straight vodka on the previous Saturday night, which if you add it up comes to about 50 units, this boy is only 17 and to be honest I think even the hardest of drinkers would end up in hospital getting their stomach pumped if they were to drink this much. He also claims that he was expelled from school for "knocking f##k out of a teacher and hitting him over the head with a chair". By the look of him this boy doesn't have a fighting bone in his body. Then last Monday I asked him what he got up to at the weekend and he couldn't remember at first and sat there in deep thought before turning round and saying he was round at a girls house on Saturday and that he was shagging her senseless. Now surely if he got his end away he would of remembered but no it took him about 2 minutes to "remember" about getting his leg over. I know he's just a young boy and he's probably just trying to impress us all at work but why talk so much bull s##t. He honestly reminds me of Jay from the inbetweeners. Rant over.
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