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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

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    I'd say it's more like this.......

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  3. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I wasn't me, but I want to know. I called that already. I've taken a number, and booked in at the GUM clinic already for a few weeks time...
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yeah man, she's not bad for nearly 60 bless her. She doesn't look a day over 59...
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Green and flatten?
    We on about your sis or wellys mum?
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    'I'd smash that cut tennis ball' doesn't quite have the same ring to it though does it?!
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    too right! lovely woman
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    If it's green, it's got to be the sis really.... lol
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    at least its not blue waffle.
     
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    She had the :applaus: at the time.
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I will NEVER google that EVER again.
     
  12. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Quick race question.

    Is it rude or racist to "hello (insert race)" to a room/table of that race?

    Just wondering.
     
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    Almost home time for me.

    By the way, did I ever mention that I'm an only child?
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I grossed the hole office out with that pic. Best Google pic for grossing people out.

    Google it I dare you!!!!
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:
     
  16. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    No.
    But I'm a only child with 5 sisters.
    That sort of only child?
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Once was truly enough.
     
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    No, the :applaus: all yours. Sussed me in a second. :laugh:
     
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    Congratulations! That's the most confused I've been in my life. Twice.
     
  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Can't beat a good forum wind up or fight.

    Any ideas how s3 girl is doing?
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    S3 girl, now that was genius. The only thing that let S3 girl down, and led to being busted was the fact she was too perfect. Simples.
     
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    S3 girl is my brother.
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    We each need to be good at something.

    I got 5 sisters and all not a tire sister.
    2 half's and 3 step.

    me and my mate was having a chat.
    She said its rude and borderline racist is say hello Asian, which is.
    But I can't see the harm in it cause she is. I would not see any harm if she turned round and said hello English. I do get called round eye though.
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Anyway, back to my Mum....

    :lmfao:
     
  27. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Who was it?
    My inbox is open :)
     
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    There's a new tag!
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    That's cool - I have no problem with said tag. :)
     
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    WTF!!!! :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao: :laugh: :lmfao:
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I still (genuinely)(and sadly) have no idea. :(

    I wish whoever it was would fess up.
     
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not quite the same to say hello English. It would be hello white. Which is also fine I grant you, I would take no offence to that.

    I have love for all people.
     
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    I'm so sad that I've gotta leave now.
    Can't wait to get home to see the new posts.

    Keep up the good work lads! :rockwoot:
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Someone somewhere must know.
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Imagine if it was true though ;)
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    WTF!
    I was eating my tea.
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Hahah amazing.
     
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    Its the stuff that nightmares are made of!


    In fact, it reminded me of a story I heard once. Can't remember where I heard it... happened to a friend of a friend.. in a movie... a joke.... but anyway:

    One guy phones his mate and says that a friend of his has this girl that is willing to to do a threesome and does he want to join them.
    The guy takes him up on his offer, and they all go to his mates house.
    When they arrive his mate says the girl is still up for it but wants to start off with a fantasy of hers and wants all three guys to put pillow cases over their heads and she wants to suck each one off without seeing their faces (as she gets kicks out of BJing total strangers).

    He is totally up for it so they go to the living room and put pillow cases over their heads, stumble upstairs to where the girl is and she sucks them all off.

    After 10 mins or so of doing it they all take off their pillow cases so they can get down to laying pipe of this bird.

    BUT when the guy takes off his he see that it is his SISTER!!! :scared2:


    How true... I don't know. Maybe its a variation of a true story, but boy you'd have to kill yourself!
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    My sister's a right f@ckin Mooooose!
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    twisted!
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Pull my trousers up, walk out and convince my self it was someone else.
     

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