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Now seems a hugely inappropriate time to say......

I'd say it's more like this.......

 

[Welly]

Who's been adding to the tags??

im next on aythrees sis

I wasn't me, but I want to know. I called that already. I've taken a number, and booked in at the GUM clinic already for a few weeks time...

 

[Welly]

I've met her...

Yeah man, she's not bad for nearly 60 bless her. She doesn't look a day over 59...

 

[ScottD3]

I'd say it's more like this.......

Green and flatten?
We on about your sis or wellys mum?

 

[Welly]

I'd say it's more like this.......

'I'd smash that cut tennis ball' doesn't quite have the same ring to it though does it?!

 

[Dane]

Yeah man, she's not bad for nearly 60 bless her. She doesn't look a day over 59...

too right! lovely woman

 

[Welly]

Green and flatten?
We on about your sis or wellys mum?

If it's green, it's got to be the sis really.... lol

 

[ScottD3]

If it's green, it's got to be the sis really.... lol

at least its not blue waffle.

 

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Green and flatten?

She had the at the time.

 

[Welly]

at least its not blue waffle.

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I will NEVER google that EVER again.

 

[ScottD3]

Quick race question.

Is it rude or racist to "hello (insert race)" to a room/table of that race?

Just wondering.

 

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Almost home time for me.

By the way, did I ever mention that I'm an only child?

 

[ScottD3]

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I will NEVER google that EVER again.

I grossed the hole office out with that pic. Best Google pic for grossing people out.

Google it I dare you!!!!

 

[Welly]

Almost home time for me.

By the way, did I ever mention that I'm an only child?

 

[ScottD3]

Almost home time for me.

By the way, did I ever mention that I'm an only child?

No.
But I'm a only child with 5 sisters.
That sort of only child?

 

[Welly]

I grossed the hole office out with that pic. Best Google pic for grossing people out.

Google it I dare you!!!!

Once was truly enough.

 

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No, the all yours. Sussed me in a second.

 

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Quick race question.

Is it rude or racist to "hello (insert race)" to a room/table of that race?

Just wondering.

No.
But I'm a only child with 5 sisters.
That sort of only child?

Congratulations! That's the most confused I've been in my life. Twice.

 

[ScottD3]

Can't beat a good forum wind up or fight.

Any ideas how s3 girl is doing?

 

[Dane]

Love it!

 

[Welly]

S3 girl, now that was genius. The only thing that let S3 girl down, and led to being busted was the fact she was too perfect. Simples.

 

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Can't beat a good forum wind up or fight.

Any ideas how s3 girl is doing?

S3 girl is my brother.

 

[ScottD3]

Congratulations! That's the most confused I've been in my life. Twice.

We each need to be good at something.

I got 5 sisters and all not a tire sister.
2 half's and 3 step.

me and my mate was having a chat.
She said its rude and borderline racist is say hello Asian, which is.
But I can't see the harm in it cause she is. I would not see any harm if she turned round and said hello English. I do get called round eye though.

 

[Welly]

Anyway, back to my Mum....

 

[ScottD3]

S3 girl, now that was genius. The only thing that let S3 girl down, and led to being busted was the fact she was too perfect. Simples.

Who was it?
My inbox is open

 

[Westy]

Anyway, back to my Mum....

There's a new tag!

 

[Dane]

Lol

 

[Welly]

There's a new tag!

That's cool - I have no problem with said tag.

 

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She said its rude and borderline racist is say hello Asian, which is.
But I can't see the harm in it cause she is

WTF!!!!

 

[Welly]

Who was it?
My inbox is open

I still (genuinely)(and sadly) have no idea.

I wish whoever it was would fess up.

 

[Welly]

She said its rude and borderline racist is say hello Asian, which is.
But I can't see the harm in it cause she is. I would not see any harm if she turned round and said hello English. I do get called round eye though.

Not quite the same to say hello English. It would be hello white. Which is also fine I grant you, I would take no offence to that.

I have love for all people.

 

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I'm so sad that I've gotta leave now.
Can't wait to get home to see the new posts.

Keep up the good work lads!

 

[ScottD3]

I still (genuinely)(and sadly) have no idea.

I wish whoever it was would fess up.

Someone somewhere must know.

 

[damo.h]

Imagine if it was true though

 

[damo.h]

I grossed the hole office out with that pic. Best Google pic for grossing people out.

Google it I dare you!!!!

WTF!
I was eating my tea.

 

[ScottD3]

WTF!
I was eating my tea.

Hahah amazing.

 

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Imagine if it was true though

Its the stuff that nightmares are made of!


In fact, it reminded me of a story I heard once. Can't remember where I heard it... happened to a friend of a friend.. in a movie... a joke.... but anyway:

One guy phones his mate and says that a friend of his has this girl that is willing to to do a threesome and does he want to join them.
The guy takes him up on his offer, and they all go to his mates house.
When they arrive his mate says the girl is still up for it but wants to start off with a fantasy of hers and wants all three guys to put pillow cases over their heads and she wants to suck each one off without seeing their faces (as she gets kicks out of BJing total strangers).

He is totally up for it so they go to the living room and put pillow cases over their heads, stumble upstairs to where the girl is and she sucks them all off.

After 10 mins or so of doing it they all take off their pillow cases so they can get down to laying pipe of this bird.

BUT when the guy takes off his he see that it is his SISTER!!!


How true... I don't know. Maybe its a variation of a true story, but boy you'd have to kill yourself!

 

[damo.h]

Its the stuff that nightmares are made of!



BUT when the guy takes off his he see that it is his sister!

My sister's a right f@ckin Mooooose!

 

[damo.h]

Hahah amazing.

twisted!

 

[ScottD3]

Pull my trousers up, walk out and convince my self it was someone else.