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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Westy
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's just Karl's normal behaviour!
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    Don't worry, at the next meet he'll be his usual quiet and shy self
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    Dont worry jo i got it....:icon_thumright:
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Afternoon pubbers. So scotty yeh its pritty much the same as the simpsons, they put stupid sashs on and a tie, go around shaking eachothers hands and sucking off the worshipfull master lol all in all its an excuse to get away from the wife and get pissed up!

    So whats will the low moral guys, the rain getting to you?lol
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    i feel fantastic joejoe :icon_thumright:
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    LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS. Brings a whole new meaning to MOT lol
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    good evening lady boys!
    whats occuring?
    a long weekend of painting and decorating the house planned for me! :sorry:


    enjoy the lawn fairies kicking the bag of wind about fred!


    dave, have a few for me mate!

    karl, have a nice long stroke of your lickle fluffy bunny to chill you out if needed mate!............ wait, you not told the pub boys you got a fluffy bunny wabbit yet?............. oh! i just have:undwech:
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I've also got some car jobs for this weekend to:

    - wash car if it stops raining
    - go clunk huntings
    - check exhaust for leak
    - sort out WMI pump hoses
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    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Dont tell me..... Its called roger
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's too manly a name for Karls rabbit. I think he said it was called fufu!
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    My car jobs are endless I can't even prioritize them! lol
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Well after my rebuild at easter I thought I was done with all the jobs but it's just created more :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    Dropped my phone down the loo.
    ********
    Now phoneless-
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    oh! the joys of owning a fleet of vehicles eh jo?
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    oh dear me scotty!
    i wont even hazard a guess how you done that mate!
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    lets not go there Chez, lol. :)x
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    Send me your list, i will organse it Joe, lol. :) x
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    Time to get a proper phone then. iPhone. :laugh:

    Tell me about it, plus it doesn't help that I've accumulated a whole lot of tuning parts which have yet to be fitted!
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    Are you offering to be my secretary? lol
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    i will soon knock you into shape, lol. :) x
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    That's why you've not replied to my whatsapp then you great big ****! Who else am I gonna send pics of my aero wipers to? :(

    Did you just want a galaxy s3?
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    Post them in the forum, did you get them off Sam?
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    Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply :(
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    try using a hairdryer scott, but remove the pieces of sweetcorn first! :icon_thumright:
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    New meaning to talking sh**
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    Yeah I did. Well happy with them too. Old ones were a bugger to get off, but they are great. I'll post a proper reply in the b6 section.

    I've got blip me. Scott sent me some random messages from the real pub earlier. But by the time I could blip he had thrown his phone down the pan. What a sausage
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    I'd do 20 yrs for a go on that :faint:

    This makes damo very happy,
    Haha same here... I've abused him, and nothing!!! I just thought he'd sniffed too many apples and fallen asleep, but I didn't even think he'd been bangin one out in the pub bogs and dropped his phone down the loo on the viniger.........

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap, oh, oh ,ohhhhhhhh......... Splash..... Oh Fk!!!! .:lmfao:

    Sup pubbers?. been a long day again, back to Banbury this morning, am shaaaaaaged. Well can't wait for the weekend.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter

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    I'm in morning here lads :(

    My life is on that phone and I've just pissed it all ways down the U bend.

    I'm now on a old SE phone. The 90s keeps calling me, they want it back.

    I'm going to phone T-mob up tomorrow and see if I can get a 1month early upgrade cause I'm desperate.
    Or I might drive to Bristol and pick my mums spare DHD up.


    I'm so angry with my self.
    Just as it started to get interesting with Whatsapp and Blip.me.
    ******!!


    I feel naked, alone, limb less. It feels like I've lost a true friend in this world.
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    Was it pre or post poo? That's the question on everyone's mind!
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    Pre-poo.

    The phone/case was to big to fit in my leg pocket, so I put it in the top pocket.
    As I pulled my trousers down to sit on the throne, the phone fell out and went plop!!
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    Did it take a pic of your vinegar face before it exited?.....;)



    As everyone voted where needed?.....
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    Laura did the same with hers a few weeks back. But the little one had just been so there was a nice warm wee waiting for her to fish around in :)
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    I need to get this phone situation sorted out.
    I can't handle having a none smart phone.
    I need to sort this out soon as possible.
    I need to phone my mum about her DHD, I think she's still got it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Oh mate! I'm sorry but I'm still laughing ;)

    But split the phone up and bury it in a bowl of rice. See if that will dry it out. You may get luck.



















    Fkn droid :lmfao:
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    Did you still take a dump whilst trying to dry your brick? :Flush:
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    I'd just get consent, it'd be much easier :thumbsup:
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    Morning Fred. Are we all still laughing at Scott? I am, so I hope you all are!
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    FKU Crazy.

    I'm still really upset.

    But on the brighter side, I don't have any numbers on the temp phone, no facebook, no email, no whatsapp, no blip.me but I do have a camera.
    I don't really think its a bright side.
    I feel lost and alone in this world which has suddenly became very big!!
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    You're like a little man in a big huge world, all alone with baddies waiting to attack you! Vulnerable, cold...and covered in wee after fishing your phone out of the pan. I do feel bad for the financial side of things, but lets face it...it was a HTC :moa:
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    Scott, the brighter side is you get a brand new phone :)

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