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Afternoon pubbers. So scotty yeh its pritty much the same as the simpsons, they put stupid sashs on and a tie, go around shaking eachothers hands and sucking off the worshipfull master lol all in all its an excuse to get away from the wife and get ****** up!

So whats will the low moral guys, the rain getting to you?lol
 
good evening lady boys!
whats occuring?
a long weekend of painting and decorating the house planned for me! :sorry:


enjoy the lawn fairies kicking the bag of wind about fred!


dave, have a few for me mate!

karl, have a nice long stroke of your lickle fluffy bunny to chill you out if needed mate!............ wait, you not told the pub boys you got a fluffy bunny wabbit yet?............. oh! i just have:undwech:
 
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ScottB5 said:
Dropped my phone down the loo.
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Now phoneless-
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Time to get a proper phone then. iPhone. :laugh:

CHEZ said:
oh! the joys of owning a fleet of vehicles eh jo?
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Tell me about it, plus it doesn't help that I've accumulated a whole lot of tuning parts which have yet to be fitted!
 
That's why you've not replied to my whatsapp then you great big ****! Who else am I gonna send pics of my aero wipers to? :(

Did you just want a galaxy s3?
 
quattrojames said:
Post them in the forum, did you get them off Sam?
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Yeah I did. Well happy with them too. Old ones were a ****** to get off, but they are great. I'll post a proper reply in the b6 section.

Westy said:
Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply :(
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I've got blip me. Scott sent me some random messages from the real pub earlier. But by the time I could blip he had thrown his phone down the pan. What a sausage
 
ScottB5 said:
Just for crazy.

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I'd do 20 yrs for a go on that :faint:

ScottB5 said:
Dropped my phone down the loo.
********
Now phoneless-
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This makes damo very happy,
Westy said:
Scott I got the "blip me" app and I've been blipping you all night but no reply :(
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crazy88 said:
I've got blip me. Scott sent me some random messages from the real pub earlier. But by the time I could blip he had thrown his phone down the pan. What a sausage
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Haha same here... I've abused him, and nothing!!! I just thought he'd sniffed too many apples and fallen asleep, but I didn't even think he'd been bangin one out in the pub bogs and dropped his phone down the loo on the viniger.........

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap, oh, oh ,ohhhhhhhh......... Splash..... Oh Fk!!!! .:lmfao:

Sup pubbers?. been a long day again, back to Banbury this morning, am shaaaaaaged. Well can't wait for the weekend.
 
I'm in morning here lads :(

My life is on that phone and I've just ****** it all ways down the U bend.

I'm now on a old SE phone. The 90s keeps calling me, they want it back.

I'm going to phone T-mob up tomorrow and see if I can get a 1month early upgrade cause I'm desperate.
Or I might drive to Bristol and pick my mums spare DHD up.


I'm so angry with my self.
Just as it started to get interesting with Whatsapp and Blip.me.
******!!


I feel naked, alone, limb less. It feels like I've lost a true friend in this world.
 
Laura did the same with hers a few weeks back. But the little one had just been so there was a nice warm wee waiting for her to fish around in :)
 
I need to get this phone situation sorted out.
I can't handle having a none smart phone.
I need to sort this out soon as possible.
I need to phone my mum about her DHD, I think she's still got it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Oh mate! I'm sorry but I'm still laughing ;)

But split the phone up and bury it in a bowl of rice. See if that will dry it out. You may get luck.



















Fkn droid :lmfao:
 
FKU Crazy.

I'm still really upset.

But on the brighter side, I don't have any numbers on the temp phone, no facebook, no email, no whatsapp, no blip.me but I do have a camera.
I don't really think its a bright side.
I feel lost and alone in this world which has suddenly became very big!!
 
You're like a little man in a big huge world, all alone with baddies waiting to attack you! Vulnerable, cold...and covered in wee after fishing your phone out of the pan. I do feel bad for the financial side of things, but lets face it...it was a HTC :moa:
 
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