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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. Jay A3

    Jay A3 #because Racecar Team Daytona Audi A3 Manual

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    Morning all! how is everyone?
    Its finally friday, Just shipped the missus back up north for 10 days, F1 game comes out today, and the local Asda has a sale on Becks vier again...Could i ask for more?
     
  2. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    :laugh:
     
  3. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    :ninja:

     
  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Server Support Engineer mate

    I dont know why you find that so funny Dave :whistle2:
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Jardo ....... FAIL!
     
  6. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    :ninja::think:
     
  7. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    Can you support Jardo above??
     
  8. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Thats a KO3s giving 24PSI and holding 20psi+ from 3000 to 5500rpm.

    I did some logs yesterday and my car maxed 189gps, which is 2 grams per second more than the MAF will physically read.

    In normal peoples terms the GPS readings show 245.8bhp.
     
  9. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I think he's beyond help or support!

    Blah Blah Blah.

    ps. have you seen my avatar ;)
     
  10. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    haha, never mind me I'm just a child with a new toy lol!
     
  11. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    All you will have to do is open a work document, and you have done more then normal mate. :lmfao:

    I though it was 0.8 rule? and unless my PC calc is out, you're about 10bhp over..
     
  12. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    good morning :), need to make some monies
     
  13. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    oh lads! lads, lads lads, numbers numbers figures!
    get a diseasel and save a tree!
    cheap tax too
     
  14. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I've got low numbers for a stage 2 but on the road it does the biz ;)
     
  15. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    drive it like you stole it FTW
     
  16. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    Nope, it is x 1.3!

    Just done some MORE reading and the MAF GPS mesaurement x1.3 = kind of accurate BHP.
     
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2011
  17. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    NO it's MAF reading in gs divided by 0.8!

    My MAF reading is 225gs divided by 0.8 gives me 281bhp.
     
  18. 16Klappe

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    Ahh ok, you do it backwards to the way I've been shown. I have always done the MAF reading x1.3, I'll try doing it divided by 0.8 and seeing how accurate they are against rollers :)

    To be fair 236bhp seems much more likely that 245.
     
  19. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    so are all you s3 chaps going to have a race at adi?
    see who has the kahuna power rather than stated figure power?
    that should be interesting!
     
  20. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Or let mugs like you save the trees whilst we kill 'em!
    Is 281bhp low for an 8L stage 2?
    Please see below quote
    I had always thought it was the 0.8 rule as well
     
  21. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    the winner gets a mars bar!
     
  22. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I got 270bhp on the rollers so the MAF calculating is a little exagerated.

    I wont be there :(
     
  23. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    The only one with an S3 that is arguing is westy! All the rest of us are a3 peasents
     
  24. 16Klappe

    16Klappe I <3 Panda's! Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    :thumbsup:
     
  25. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    but surely ya would if there yes?
     
  26. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    That's MAF bhp so it's not real. On the rollers it was 270bhp at 20PSI. If you believe what the remap companies tell you that their stage 1 maps will give you 260bhp on an S3 then 270bhp out of a stage 2 is low but it's realistic ;)

    Next year I intend to be getting near the 300bhp mark :eyebrows:
     
  27. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Hellio, how's it going boys? well who's in work this fine Friday??


    Not me!! loooooooooosers :moa:
     
  28. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    i properly want to go!
    will see if i can get the time off when back in work tonight!
    may the best troll win! theres a mars bar in it for the winner!
     
  29. finesse

    finesse Active Member VCDS Map User

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    Morning all

    Who is feeling rebellious today?


























































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  30. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    whos that?
    he"s a right tinker that one!
     
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  31. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Chez Yr going end of!! Thought you said you were off thy day anyhoo.
    So what's the crack with clubstand passes. Do we get of jo when there?
     
  32. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    You're being put in the none genuine coloured 8L section ;)
     
  33. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    the other night i was a bit lagered and was looking at wrong month! doh!
    i am working it unless i can get holidays then i am there mate!
    i will find out tonight!
     
  34. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    God damn RACIST ;)

    If you don't make you have to eat a pub soggy buscuit!! :lmfao:
     
  35. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    You're rewarding him for not going Damo? That's just odd!

    I think the day might have come when I sell my PS3 and buy a 360! :bye: Forza 4 comes out soon, and gears 3 came out last week. there's nothing keeping me attached to the PS3, apart from Blu Ray.

    How's everyone doing?
     
  36. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Dont be a complete ****!

    PS3 media centre rocks plus Battlefield 3 is about to come out and it'll be better on PS then sh!tbox ;)

    Plus you said you'd squad with me on Bad Company 2 :(
     
  37. crazy88

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    I know!!!!! But I want forza 4 and gears of war 3!!!! Shall I just buy a 360 as well? :)
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Now you're talking. Just buy a 2nd hand one, they cant cost that much.
     
  39. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I know, they really don't! It's mainly forza 4 I want, and I don't know if I can be bothered getting online on that. I tried Gran Turismo, but those pesky japanese have just overdone it on that game, it's dull and they concentrated too much on making the interior look good rather than new cars etc. pfft

    Anyone have a 360 for sale? :moa: (I may have to hide it behind the tv and pretend i'm playing playstation, I reckon i could get away with it for weeks before the wife realised.
     
  40. crazy88

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    Speaking of bc2, you gonna be on tonight dude?
     

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