ASN's Pub

[Jay A3]

Morning all! how is everyone?
Its finally friday, Just shipped the missus back up north for 10 days, F1 game comes out today, and the local Asda has a sale on Becks vier again...Could i ask for more?

 

[s3dave]

what work do you do westy?

 

[16Klappe]

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[Westy]

what work do you do westy?

Server Support Engineer mate

I dont know why you find that so funny Dave

 

[Westy]

Jardo ....... FAIL!

 

[s3dave]

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[s3dave]

Server Support Engineer mate



I dont know why you find that so funny Dave

Can you support Jardo above??

 

[16Klappe]

Thats a KO3s giving 24PSI and holding 20psi+ from 3000 to 5500rpm.

I did some logs yesterday and my car maxed 189gps, which is 2 grams per second more than the MAF will physically read.

In normal peoples terms the GPS readings show 245.8bhp.

 

[Westy]

Can you support Jardo above??

I think he's beyond help or support!

Thats a KO3s giving 24PSI and holding 20psi+ from 3000 to 5500rpm.

I did some logs yesterday and my car maxed 189gps, which is 2 grams per second more than the MAF will physically read.

In normal peoples terms the GPS readings show 245.8bhp.

Blah Blah Blah.

ps. have you seen my avatar

 

[16Klappe]

haha, never mind me I'm just a child with a new toy lol!

 

[Reesy]

Morning all. I'm feeling even more lazy than normal today Unfortunately I have more work than normal to do

All you will have to do is open a work document, and you have done more then normal mate.

Thats a KO3s giving 24PSI and holding 20psi+ from 3000 to 5500rpm.

I did some logs yesterday and my car maxed 189gps, which is 2 grams per second more than the MAF will physically read.

In normal peoples terms the GPS readings show 24.58bhp.

I though it was 0.8 rule? and unless my PC calc is out, you're about 10bhp over..

 

[Solly]

good morning , need to make some monies

 

[CHEZ]

oh lads! lads, lads lads, numbers numbers figures!
get a diseasel and save a tree!
cheap tax too

 

[Westy]

I've got low numbers for a stage 2 but on the road it does the biz

 

[CHEZ]

I've got low numbers for a stage 2 but on the road it does the biz

drive it like you stole it FTW

 

[16Klappe]

I though it was 0.8 rule? and unless my PC calc is out, you're about 10bhp over..

Nope, it is x 1.3!

Just done some MORE reading and the MAF GPS mesaurement x1.3 = kind of accurate BHP.

 

[Westy]

Nope, it is x 1.3!

Just done some MORE reading and the MAF GPS mesaurement x1.3 = kind of accurate BHP.

NO it's MAF reading in gs divided by 0.8!

My MAF reading is 225gs divided by 0.8 gives me 281bhp.

 

[16Klappe]

NO it's MAF reading in gs divided by 0.8!

My MAF reading is 225gs divided by 0.8 gives me 281bhp.

Ahh ok, you do it backwards to the way I've been shown. I have always done the MAF reading x1.3, I'll try doing it divided by 0.8 and seeing how accurate they are against rollers

To be fair 236bhp seems much more likely that 245.

 

[CHEZ]

so are all you s3 chaps going to have a race at adi?
see who has the kahuna power rather than stated figure power?
that should be interesting!

 

[Reesy]

oh lads! lads, lads lads, numbers numbers figures!
get a diseasel and save a tree!
cheap tax too

Or let mugs like you save the trees whilst we kill 'em!

I've got low numbers for a stage 2 but on the road it does the biz

Is 281bhp low for an 8L stage 2?

Nope, it is x 1.3!

Just done some MORE reading and the MAF GPS mesaurement x1.3 = kind of accurate BHP.

Please see below quote

NO it's MAF reading in gs divided by 0.8!

My MAF reading is 225gs divided by 0.8 gives me 281bhp.

I had always thought it was the 0.8 rule as well

 

[CHEZ]

the winner gets a mars bar!

 

[Westy]

Ahh ok, you do it backwards to the way I've been shown. I have always done the MAF reading x1.3, I'll try doing it divided by 0.8 and seeing how accurate they are against rollers

To be fair 236bhp seems much more likely that 245.

I got 270bhp on the rollers so the MAF calculating is a little exagerated.

so are all you s3 chaps going to have a race at adi?
see who has the kahuna power rather than stated figure power?
that should be interesting!

I wont be there

 

[Reesy]

so are all you s3 chaps going to have a race at adi?
see who has the kahuna power rather than stated figure power?
that should be interesting!

The only one with an S3 that is arguing is westy! All the rest of us are a3 peasents

 

[16Klappe]

:thumbsup:

 

[CHEZ]

I got 270bhp on the rollers so the MAF calculating is a little exagerated.



I wont be there

but surely ya would if there yes?

 

[Westy]

Is 281bhp low for an 8L stage 2?

That's MAF bhp so it's not real. On the rollers it was 270bhp at 20PSI. If you believe what the remap companies tell you that their stage 1 maps will give you 260bhp on an S3 then 270bhp out of a stage 2 is low but it's realistic

Next year I intend to be getting near the 300bhp mark

 

[damo.h]

Hellio, how's it going boys? well who's in work this fine Friday??


Not me!! loooooooooosers

 

[CHEZ]

i properly want to go!
will see if i can get the time off when back in work tonight!
may the best troll win! theres a mars bar in it for the winner!

 

[finesse]

Morning all

Who is feeling rebellious today?

 

[CHEZ]

whos that?
he"s a right tinker that one!

 

[damo.h]

Chez Yr going end of!! Thought you said you were off thy day anyhoo.
So what's the crack with clubstand passes. Do we get of jo when there?

 

[Westy]

Chez Yr going end of!! Thought you said you were off thy day anyhoo.
So what's the crack with clubstand passes. Do we get of jo when there?

You're being put in the none genuine coloured 8L section

 

[CHEZ]

Chez Yr going end of!! Thought you said you were off thy day anyhoo.
So what's the crack with clubstand passes. Do we get of jo when there?

the other night i was a bit lagered and was looking at wrong month! doh!
i am working it unless i can get holidays then i am there mate!
i will find out tonight!

 

[damo.h]

You're being put in the none genuine coloured 8L section

God damn RACIST

the other night i was a bit lagered and was looking at wrong month! doh!
i am working it unless i can get holidays then i am there mate!
i will find out tonight!

If you don't make you have to eat a pub soggy buscuit!!

 

[crazy88]

If you don't make you have to eat a pub soggy buscuit!!

You're rewarding him for not going Damo? That's just odd!

I think the day might have come when I sell my PS3 and buy a 360! Forza 4 comes out soon, and gears 3 came out last week. there's nothing keeping me attached to the PS3, apart from Blu Ray.

How's everyone doing?

 

[Westy]

You're rewarding him for not going Damo? That's just odd!

I think the day might have come when I sell my PS3 and buy a 360! Forza 4 comes out soon, and gears 3 came out last week. there's nothing keeping me attached to the PS3, apart from Blu Ray.

How's everyone doing?

Dont be a complete ****!

PS3 media centre rocks plus Battlefield 3 is about to come out and it'll be better on PS then sh!tbox

Plus you said you'd squad with me on Bad Company 2

 

[crazy88]

I know!!!!! But I want forza 4 and gears of war 3!!!! Shall I just buy a 360 as well?

 

[Westy]

I know!!!!! But I want forza 4 and gears of war 3!!!! Shall I just buy a 360 as well?

Now you're talking. Just buy a 2nd hand one, they cant cost that much.

 

[crazy88]

I know, they really don't! It's mainly forza 4 I want, and I don't know if I can be bothered getting online on that. I tried Gran Turismo, but those pesky japanese have just overdone it on that game, it's dull and they concentrated too much on making the interior look good rather than new cars etc. pfft

Anyone have a 360 for sale? (I may have to hide it behind the tv and pretend i'm playing playstation, I reckon i could get away with it for weeks before the wife realised.

 

[crazy88]

Speaking of bc2, you gonna be on tonight dude?