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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid
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    are you coming on the fishing boat sandra....
     
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  3. s3dave

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    dv= dump valve/diverter valve
     
  4. Reesy

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    On auto's, the Diverter/dump valve doesn't make a noise when you change gear as you don't have to let off the throttle
     
  5. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    lmao oh i thought it ment designer vaginnaa :s, i was gonna say :)
     
  6. Jay A3

    Jay A3 More power

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    looks like its going to be DV mischief! do the auto one, see how long before someone actual works it out
     
  7. s3dave

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  8. crazy88

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    Dave, that is so wrong that it's funny!

    I loved reading the fishing threads you have done. I wonder whether you need a new comer to start a thread though? You lot are infamous now as they all know you're just taking the piss. Perhaps Sandra can ask the question, nobody will suspect a female!!!!
     
  9. Jay A3

    Jay A3 More power

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    Did you actuall google "designer vaginnaa" to get that? Genius!
     
  10. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    classic ahaha :), yeah you need someone with only a few posts or so or that didnt mess around yesterday..:)
     
  11. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    what would it be? but i think someone would have to explain to me because i would be another noob..
     
  12. Reesy

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    Scott didn't have a lot to do with our threads yesterday. And perhaps we should stay out of it.
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    What bout crazy?
    cause we all know he knows bugger all about motors apart from how to load them up with rubble and break **** on them. :)


    Crazy you got a diesel manual or auto?
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    People must know we all hang out here and we talk, so any interactions between the main people of tihs thread might not work.

    I think crazy or sandra should do it.
     
  15. s3dave

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    Crazy Crazy Crazy.....
     
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    diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay :moa:

    I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their cocks to S3girl, lol.
     
  17. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    +2
     
  18. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    you for one so get posting
     
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    I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day :(
     
  20. Reesy

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    Diesel - not good, manual has redeemed it a bit though.. Have you thought about buying a tuning kit from ebay for really cheap and claining it has given you 40bhp?
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Let me know how the fishing gets on.
    I'm off to play dues ex.

    EDIT:=- I bought this for the dogs so they can leave me alone. :D

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  23. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    you should of said you could of borrowed mine i keep it screwed on my webcam for speed date xx
     
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    I did , just cant understand why smudge asked for a action shot?
     
  26. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    yes or even the magnets that save you 45% of your fuel and give you a 45mpg increase?
     
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    Did he really? He's a dark horse isn't he! :) I still can't believe he's never admitted it.
     
  28. Solly

    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    i always wonderd what audi did to make the 140bhp model 170bhp
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  29. s3dave

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    or you have bought 100 litres of red diesel how do i get the colour out.....
     
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    Time to change my username? :)
     
  31. Solly

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    thats a reply and half buy buy buy

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  32. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    You add water

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    So my dad was told. :keule:
     
  33. s3dave

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    I heard you boiled it....
     
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    MR Meddle...
     
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    How about a twin turbo conversion?

    Link
     
  37. s3dave

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    Solly likes this.
  40. Solly

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    has everyone fell asleep :) ive just got bk from my lunch
     
  41. s3dave

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    Soz just had to see to a customer....
     
  42. s3dave

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    Are you ready crazy.....:icon_thumright:
     

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