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[s3dave]

are you coming on the fishing boat sandra....

 

[s3dave]

dv= dump valve/diverter valve

 

[Reesy]

On auto's, the Diverter/dump valve doesn't make a noise when you change gear as you don't have to let off the throttle

 

[Solly]

dv= dump valve/diverter valve

lmao oh i thought it ment designer vaginnaa :s, i was gonna say

 

[Jay A3]

looks like its going to be DV mischief! do the auto one, see how long before someone actual works it out

 

[s3dave]

lmao oh i thought it ment designer vaginnaa :s, i was gonna say

 

[crazy88]

Dave, that is so wrong that it's funny!

I loved reading the fishing threads you have done. I wonder whether you need a new comer to start a thread though? You lot are infamous now as they all know you're just taking the ****. Perhaps Sandra can ask the question, nobody will suspect a female!!!!

 

[Jay A3]

Did you actuall google "designer vaginnaa" to get that? Genius!

 

[Solly]

classic ahaha , yeah you need someone with only a few posts or so or that didnt mess around yesterday..

 

[Solly]

looks like its going to be DV mischief! do the auto one, see how long before someone actual works it out

what would it be? but i think someone would have to explain to me because i would be another noob..

 

[Reesy]

Scott didn't have a lot to do with our threads yesterday. And perhaps we should stay out of it.

 

[ScottD3]

What bout crazy?
cause we all know he knows ****** all about motors apart from how to load them up with rubble and break **** on them.


Crazy you got a diesel manual or auto?

 

[ScottD3]

Scott didn't have a lot to do with our threads yesterday. And perhaps we should stay out of it.

People must know we all hang out here and we talk, so any interactions between the main people of tihs thread might not work.

I think crazy or sandra should do it.

 

[s3dave]

Crazy Crazy Crazy.....

 

[crazy88]

diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their ***** to S3girl, lol.

 

[Solly]

People must know we all hang out here and we talk, so any interactions between the main people of tihs thread might not work.

I think crazy or sandra should do it.

+2

 

[Solly]

diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their ***** to S3girl, lol.

you for one so get posting

 

[crazy88]

I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day

 

[Reesy]

diesel and manual of course...i'm not gay

I still think it should be Sandra though...who doesn't trust a girl? After all, people on here pm'd pics of their ***** to Smudge, lol.

Diesel - not good, manual has redeemed it a bit though.. Have you thought about buying a tuning kit from ebay for really cheap and claining it has given you 40bhp?

 

[ScottD3]

Let me know how the fishing gets on.
I'm off to play dues ex.

EDIT:=- I bought this for the dogs so they can leave me alone.

 

[Solly]

I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day

you should of said you could of borrowed mine i keep it screwed on my webcam for speed date xx

 

[crazy88]

I did wonder about buying one of these TDI PD Tuning Chip Audi 1.9 A2 A3 A4 A6 100 115 130 | eBay35BHP for £19.50!!! That's only £1.80 per HP! fudge me!

 

[s3dave]

I didn't...i had lost my zoom lens that day

I did , just cant understand why smudge asked for a action shot?

 

[Solly]

Diesel - not good, manual has redeemed it a bit though.. Have you thought about buying a tuning kit from ebay for really cheap and claining it has given you 40bhp?

yes or even the magnets that save you 45% of your fuel and give you a 45mpg increase?

 

[crazy88]

Did he really? He's a dark horse isn't he! I still can't believe he's never admitted it.

 

[Solly]

I did wonder about buying one of these TDI PD Tuning Chip Audi 1.9 A2 A3 A4 A6 100 115 130 | eBay35BHP for £19.50!!! That's only £1.80 per HP! fudge me!

i always wonderd what audi did to make the 140bhp model 170bhp

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[s3dave]

or you have bought 100 litres of red diesel how do i get the colour out.....

 

[crazy88]

Time to change my username?

 

[Solly]

thats a reply and half buy buy buy

	WOW!! THIS IS WORKS!! BETTER PERFORMANCE!!! AND I AM USING LESS DIESEL!! THANKS!	Member ID fonset1963 ( Feedback score of 778 )	21-Aug-11 19:25
	TDI PD Tuning Chip VW Audi Seat Skoda Ford Golf VRS (#200376267747)	£19.50

 

[ScottD3]

or you have bought 100 litres of red diesel how do i get the colour out.....

You add water

So my dad was told.

 

[s3dave]

I heard you boiled it....

 

[crazy88]

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/new-a3-s3-sportback-8p-chassis/127971-chip-remap-audi-a3-tdi-170-quattro-help.html

Too late, some spaz already did it!

 

[s3dave]

Time to change my username?

MR Meddle...

 

[Lewis583]

How about a twin turbo conversion?

Link

 

[s3dave]

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/new-a3-s3-sportback-8p-chassis/127971-chip-remap-audi-a3-tdi-170-quattro-help.html

Too late, some spaz already did it!

I think the deisel is a good one, you will get all the pikey/ronker types....

 

[Westy]

F1 is back on.

BBC Sport - F1 - Live - Belgian Grand Prix practice

 

[crazy88]

Do you need a red can for red diesel? 20lt Metal Jerry Can & SPOUT for Fuel Petrol Diesel RED | eBay

 

[Solly]

has everyone fell asleep ive just got bk from my lunch

 

[s3dave]

Soz just had to see to a customer....

 

[s3dave]

Are you ready crazy.....:icon_thumright: