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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Jay A3
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    Jay A3 come fly with me

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    Its like someone has just had a moment of frustration and yanked out their hair or a painful power w**k
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Exactly. :wtf: trim the bush if it's that bad or at least rinse the pisser out.
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    in my work we have what we call the 'pube bandit' we havent caught him yet but my god, theres loads on each urinal!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    You know me mate.
    I got two days of half days and then a 4 day weekend.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Nice one Scott sure that will come in handy :thumbsup:
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    It's ok was only Scott deserves it, click away dude click away;)
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    cock bush....some people love laying it about
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    Im sure some guys immac/veet there sack in a morning, forget about it and the fallout happens when they open their zip, into the urinal, fookin hate looking at half a bleeding bear flowing in the urinal,
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Especially when it's Yr urinal lol

    Once me and some mates imacked a lads cock bush the day before he went home on leave. The morning after in the shower block has got to be one of the funniest memories ever his face was a ****ing picture and a half.

    But his misses liked it apparently so it kinda backfired! Still funny though I love a good practical ;)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yes, get in! I will be watching champions league football at the Emirates this season and not sh1tty Europa League like spurs fans :yahoo:
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    The 8L section is so boring of late, might after start going on facebook again.....
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I know what you mean, not many people doing exciting things
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Why do you think most of the 8L regulars are in the pub all day long ;)
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Cause the pub is amazing.

    Morning all,

    How is everybody today?
    2 half days till my 4 day weekend. GET IN!!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    This is true.

    I'm ok mate. Had a better nights sleep last night but have awoken with a sore neck :(

    Poxy weather is getting on my tits too.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Can't beat a good nights sleep and then it all appears for nothing when you wake up with a sore neck.
    Worse thing............one of the worse things to wake up with.

    Its nice down here, wet in the morning which then turns in to blue skys and sun. untill home time where it rains. lol


    I've tried to phone a couple of people in bristol but I don't think any one from bristol is talking to me any more. :(
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    s3dave TFSI Hybrid

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    Morning guys, pissing down here but its supposed to be a nice day...
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    morning :), same pissing down here :(, doesent look like its going to be a nice day thou.
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    morning people! lashing it down here too! think it is all over the uk! just been out with dog and he looks like a drowned rat! i hate the smell of wet dog!
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    Solly My XBL GT - ii solly uk ii

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    i know :( ive just recently got bk from magaluf and not used to this weather yet :(
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    Scorchio here going to be warm me thinks. Last day of the week of me then it's a long weekend in landan. Ment to be 20 deg down there this weekend so hoping to get a v neck tan on the rollercoaster at cessington ;)

    Much on people's ??
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    Morning all, grey clouds here looks like it may piss it down later this morning...
    Scott...do i dare ask what have you done to the population of Bristol for them not to talk to you anymore?
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I hope this weather improves for next weekend, especially in Germany otherwise I might as well forget about buying semi slicks and get some wet tyres instead!
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Morning girls, looks like we had some rain over night but its nice and sunny here!

    Cider festival at the pub I work at over the weekend, 4 days of free booze and hog roast om nom nom!
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    You beast lol.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    That's why he's built like a truck ()
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    Blue skys and sun here lads.
    I'm off to the beach later I think for a spot of surfing. :)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    ANd why I need a powerful car ;)

    I can't be that massive I fit in my teeny tent at AITP
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    i haven't been to chessington yet is it good? ive been thorpe park and alton towers and thorpe park is by far the best :)

    jelous :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Nothing that I know of. :(
    Time to go back and get some beer flowing and spanners flying one weekend.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Haha, true true.
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Unfortuantely I have to work 24 hours of the weekend though :(
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    In the bar?
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    See, thats not that bad.
    when you said 24 hours. I thought it would be 2 days of 12 hours.

    I doubt working 6 hours in the bar would stop you from drinking.
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Call that work ?? Pussy ;)
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    If I worked in a bar I'd be trying to tap up all the hotties that come in ;)
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Never been, go Alton towers twice a Yr, love the rides( calme down reesy) hoping they have some good ones to scare the life outa the missus lol
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Regularly do, unfortunately it's a bit of an old man pub and any hot chicks that come in are usually coming in because their boyfriends made them :(

    nah 6 hours a day isn't too bad, most are during the day so I can get on it in the evening.

    Plus most of the people we work with are sound so it'll be free drinking for most of the time :)

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