ASN's Pub

[Jay A3]

I do that Damo. Sometimes it looks like Chewbacca has just taken a p!ss before me!

+1

Its like someone has just had a moment of frustration and yanked out their hair or a painful power w**k

 

[damo.h]

I do that Damo. Sometimes it looks like Chewbacca has just taken a p!ss before me!

Exactly. trim the bush if it's that bad or at least rinse the pisser out.

 

[superkarl]

in my work we have what we call the 'pube bandit' we havent caught him yet but my god, theres loads on each urinal!

 

[ScottD3]

I thought you were here till 6 Scott you slacker!

You know me mate.
I got two days of half days and then a 4 day weekend.

 

[ScottD3]

Not sure where to put this, so here will do.

VW Audi Felgenprogramm 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Zoll Good for find out what wheels are called and sizes. Enjoy.

 

[damo.h]

Nice one Scott sure that will come in handy :thumbsup:

 

[damo.h]

Sorry guys i just accidentally clicked dislike on someones post.

It's ok was only Scott deserves it, click away dude click away

 

[s3dave]

in my work we have what we call the 'pube bandit' we havent caught him yet but my god, theres loads on each urinal!

**** bush....some people love laying it about

 

[s3dave]

Im sure some guys immac/veet there sack in a morning, forget about it and the fallout happens when they open their zip, into the urinal, ****** hate looking at half a bleeding bear flowing in the urinal,

 

[damo.h]

Im sure some guys immac/veet there sack in a morning, forget about it and the fallout happens when they open their zip, into the urinal, ****** hate looking at half a bleeding bear flowing in the urinal,

Especially when it's Yr urinal lol

Once me and some mates imacked a lads **** bush the day before he went home on leave. The morning after in the shower block has got to be one of the funniest memories ever his face was a ****ing picture and a half.

But his misses liked it apparently so it kinda backfired! Still funny though I love a good practical

 

[Westy]

Yes, get in! I will be watching champions league football at the Emirates this season and not sh1tty Europa League like spurs fans

 

[s3dave]

The 8L section is so boring of late, might after start going on facebook again.....

 

[Dane]

I know what you mean, not many people doing exciting things

 

[Westy]

The 8L section is so boring of late, might after start going on facebook again.....

Why do you think most of the 8L regulars are in the pub all day long

 

[ScottD3]

Cause the pub is amazing.

Morning all,

How is everybody today?
2 half days till my 4 day weekend. GET IN!!

 

[Westy]

Cause the pub is amazing.

Morning all,

How is everybody today?
2 half days till my 4 day weekend. GET IN!!

This is true.

I'm ok mate. Had a better nights sleep last night but have awoken with a sore neck

Poxy weather is getting on my tits too.

 

[ScottD3]

This is true.

I'm ok mate. Had a better nights sleep last night but have awoken with a sore neck

Poxy weather is getting on my tits too.

Can't beat a good nights sleep and then it all appears for nothing when you wake up with a sore neck.
Worse thing............one of the worse things to wake up with.

Its nice down here, wet in the morning which then turns in to blue skys and sun. untill home time where it rains. lol


I've tried to phone a couple of people in bristol but I don't think any one from bristol is talking to me any more.

 

[s3dave]

Morning guys, ******* down here but its supposed to be a nice day...

 

[Solly]

morning , same ******* down here , doesent look like its going to be a nice day thou.

 

[CHEZ]

morning people! lashing it down here too! think it is all over the uk! just been out with dog and he looks like a drowned rat! i hate the smell of wet dog!

 

[Solly]

i know ive just recently got bk from magaluf and not used to this weather yet

 

[damo.h]

Scorchio here going to be warm me thinks. Last day of the week of me then it's a long weekend in landan. Ment to be 20 deg down there this weekend so hoping to get a v neck tan on the rollercoaster at cessington

Much on people's ??

 

[Jay A3]

Can't beat a good nights sleep and then it all appears for nothing when you wake up with a sore neck.
Worse thing............one of the worse things to wake up with.

Its nice down here, wet in the morning which then turns in to blue skys and sun. untill home time where it rains. lol


I've tried to phone a couple of people in bristol but I don't think any one from bristol is talking to me any more.

Morning all, grey clouds here looks like it may **** it down later this morning...
Scott...do i dare ask what have you done to the population of Bristol for them not to talk to you anymore?

 

[Westy]

I hope this weather improves for next weekend, especially in Germany otherwise I might as well forget about buying semi slicks and get some wet tyres instead!

 

[Dane]

Morning girls, looks like we had some rain over night but its nice and sunny here!

Cider festival at the pub I work at over the weekend, 4 days of free booze and hog roast om nom nom!

 

[Westy]

Morning girls, looks like we had some rain over night but its nice and sunny here!

Cider festival at the pub I work at over the weekend, 4 days of free booze and hog roast om nom nom!

You beast lol.

 

[damo.h]

That's why he's built like a truck ()

 

[ScottD3]

Blue skys and sun here lads.
I'm off to the beach later I think for a spot of surfing.

 

[Dane]

That's why he's built like a truck ()

ANd why I need a powerful car

I can't be that massive I fit in my teeny tent at AITP

 

[Solly]

Scorchio here going to be warm me thinks. Last day of the week of me then it's a long weekend in landan. Ment to be 20 deg down there this weekend so hoping to get a v neck tan on the rollercoaster at cessington

Much on people's ??

i haven't been to chessington yet is it good? ive been thorpe park and alton towers and thorpe park is by far the best

Morning girls, looks like we had some rain over night but its nice and sunny here!

Cider festival at the pub I work at over the weekend, 4 days of free booze and hog roast om nom nom!

jelous

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all, grey clouds here looks like it may **** it down later this morning...
Scott...do i dare ask what have you done to the population of Bristol for them not to talk to you anymore?

Nothing that I know of.
Time to go back and get some beer flowing and spanners flying one weekend.

 

[Westy]

ANd why I need a powerful car

I can't be that massive I fit in my teeny tent at AITP

Haha, true true.

 

[Dane]

jelous

Unfortuantely I have to work 24 hours of the weekend though

 

[ScottD3]

Unfortuantely I have to work 24 hours of the weekend though

In the bar?

 

[Dane]

yeah man 6 hours for 4 days.

 

[ScottD3]

yeah man 6 hours for 4 days.

See, thats not that bad.
when you said 24 hours. I thought it would be 2 days of 12 hours.

I doubt working 6 hours in the bar would stop you from drinking.

 

[damo.h]

Call that work ?? Pussy

 

[Westy]

yeah man 6 hours for 4 days.

If I worked in a bar I'd be trying to tap up all the hotties that come in

 

[damo.h]

i haven't been to chessington yet is it good? ive been thorpe park and alton towers and thorpe park is by far the best

Never been, go Alton towers twice a Yr, love the rides( calme down reesy) hoping they have some good ones to scare the life outa the missus lol

 

[Dane]

Regularly do, unfortunately it's a bit of an old man pub and any hot chicks that come in are usually coming in because their boyfriends made them

nah 6 hours a day isn't too bad, most are during the day so I can get on it in the evening.

Plus most of the people we work with are sound so it'll be free drinking for most of the time