Lukehh
Registered User
So now has come the time of year when it's raining even more then usual, going to work in the dark, coming home in the dark and my personal favourite - de icing the ****** car in the morning!
When your tired and depressed at twenty past 7 in the morning when leaving the house to work and trying to be quick so your on time for 8 what a better thing to greet you every morning then your whole car iced up so you have to give your car door the falcon pull to get it open to then start the car, tell the polar bears in your car playing back gammon to get out, put it on full heat and blowers to run back inside and get some luke warm water or stand outside freezing your tits off while you use a little farty scraper so you can see to then still have to wait 10 mins when your finished shivering inside your car waiting for the window to de mist!
(please note this puts me in an even worse mood when my car nearside engine mount hadn't actually been secured properly, bolt fell out and the engine drops 4 inches shattering the nearside inner cv joint and obiliterating a drop link after a 200 mile trip on your sunday off which gives you a tasty mechanics bill for xmas after you spent an hour the night before in the FREEZING cold dragging it to outside the mechanics with a tow rope)
When your tired and depressed at twenty past 7 in the morning when leaving the house to work and trying to be quick so your on time for 8 what a better thing to greet you every morning then your whole car iced up so you have to give your car door the falcon pull to get it open to then start the car, tell the polar bears in your car playing back gammon to get out, put it on full heat and blowers to run back inside and get some luke warm water or stand outside freezing your tits off while you use a little farty scraper so you can see to then still have to wait 10 mins when your finished shivering inside your car waiting for the window to de mist!
(please note this puts me in an even worse mood when my car nearside engine mount hadn't actually been secured properly, bolt fell out and the engine drops 4 inches shattering the nearside inner cv joint and obiliterating a drop link after a 200 mile trip on your sunday off which gives you a tasty mechanics bill for xmas after you spent an hour the night before in the FREEZING cold dragging it to outside the mechanics with a tow rope)