I know, a whole academic journal dedicated to anal lubrication. I think i'm going to subscribe for the wife.
Celebrities don't count. Anyone who gave up the opportunity to bang that because they had a woman does not deserve to posses a penis.
Same - I'd get so far, and then just not be able to go any further. Unless I got raped by some fit chick....
Fingers crossed....
That way you get a lay, and get off completely scot free....
Same - I'd get so far, and then just not be able to go any further. Unless I got raped by some fit chick....
Fingers crossed....
That way you get a lay, and get off completely scot free....
I like your thinking!
One was where I got really drunk and confused between her and her sister.
I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.
When i mentioned i would like to shag her sister,she didnt seem to like it!
I was having this exact same thought just the other day as I walked down the corridor at work and some gorgeous girl walked past me. I was all tense from the impending rape...it never happened.
Couldn't you have involved her - sister based threesome - everyone is happy. Especially you. :thumbsup:
I've teased the wife many times on this! She looks very much like her sister, yet cannot comprehend how I find them both hot, lol.
I think we watch to much porn.
I asked her when her sister was single but she said no.
Hmmmm, I'd love to 'accidentally' do that....
"Whoops, you're not *insert name of woman here*. Ahhh well, I've started so we may as well carry on..."
Replied with:
"Ohhhhh *insert name here*, you must be from Columbia...."
Now then who is going to be thinking of their other halves sister as they are shagging the missus tonight!!
Now then who is going to be .......................... shagging the missus tonight!!
Not me!
Now then who is going to be .......................... shagging the missus tonight!!!
Not me - solely because she is in Spain until Tomorrow. Other than that I'm sorted, she's a semi bisexual nympho. Score!
Lucky Spanish!
Yarp. Ahhh well, I'm looking forward to her coming home I must admit.
Is that coz your not going to be having sex? Or she doesnt have a sister!
She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
Missing her, or the sex!
That is one good thing about the missus or me going away seperatly,always get great sex on return!
She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
I have secured it by ordering a big bunch of flowers and an 'I love you' balloon to be delivered to her house on Thursday morning for when she gets home.... Mwahahahaha.
She's ill...so it just aint happening booooooooooooo
****. Nuf said.
Ummm, 6 years on and off.
Was just curious,as you were doing all those romantic things.They seem to die off after a few years together!
fair play to you,i should do more sometimes.
I think it might do! I'll try it and get back in touch.
If you never hear from me again...it went badly wrong and she stabbed me. It was nice knowing you all.
As your a bunch of romantics then, give me some ideas on this. Its both our wedding ann and her birthday beginning of May, we are going away in a hotel for a couple of nights. Any thoughts on a special surprise or treat while we are there??
Things to NOT buy - an exercise bike.
Completely unrelated but whats up with the new RS3 section its full of stuff from 2009 and the silver 8L s3 with the 2.7 lump in it...
Of course we want pics, we're sicko's here