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damo.h said:
Reesy, Cash in all you want dude I'm easy meat ;)
Wait you'll probably take that the wrong way you fag! Lol

Crazy as for kids parties it was ok i spent most of the night showing the little grommits how to kick flip his new skateboard.... Til the beer kicked in and nearly took one out ahha, Bruises heal pain is a learning curve. Now this us a stack worth viewing no mamby pamby shiz here

Dave Watson takes himself out whilst doing the road gap over the tour de France snake. Enjoy;)
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Same^^ what is it ??

Hi Sandra, you well today??
 
Sandra said:
Im ok thanks smudge, any update on jodhi, is she ok?
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Good good :)

Ye she's OK, just very short of breath and on antibiotics for her throat coz of the smoke :(

She's been a bit off with me recently as well though, can't figure her out. She doesn't text me anywhere near as much, we used to be back and forth with texts all the time now i find that she doesn't ever really reply, but calls me every morning and evening and is always very excited to speak to me

So, i dunno.....seeing her tonight for some late night shopping so i'll see how that goes i spose?
 
Nice one Scott.
Do one Reesy
Sandra that old chesnut, bet Yr fella got a right face on lol
 
lol epic, airsoft is honestly so fun.
 
Update on Smudge's love life

Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

Am i bad man?
 
smudge_don said:
Good good :)

Ye she's OK, just very short of breath and on antibiotics for her throat coz of the smoke :(

She's been a bit off with me recently as well though, can't figure her out. She doesn't text me anywhere near as much, we used to be back and forth with texts all the time now i find that she doesn't ever really reply, but calls me every morning and evening and is always very excited to speak to me

So, i dunno.....seeing her tonight for some late night shopping so i'll see how that goes i spose?
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It's still only early days dude. She may just be a bit busy or it could be jam butty season :meeting:
 
Morning Welly.
Smudge, some people dont like or have a lot of time for texting. A call is always better imo, but i dont mind texts either. Im sure you will both have a nice night. Just take it slow.
 
smudge_don said:
This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

Am i bad man?
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Dude, that is such a fail. She is totally using the one thing she knows she can win with IMO.

From what you've said, you need rid.

My opinion of course.

This may well turn out to be short term gain long term loss.
 
smudge_don said:
Update on Smudge's love life

Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

Am i bad man?
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:lmfao: told you man, has she pm'd jhodi yet. I would expect It's on the cards... You crack me up dude You really do. You da man!!
 
smudge_don said:
Update on Smudge's love life

Johdi has been a bit off recently, not texting me as much but she has been very busy and still calls me on the regular and is excited about seeing me tonight....sooo see how that one pans out

The ex Mrs has been in contact again, saying how sorry she is for everything and that she needs me to remain in her life. I basically told her that i wasn't interested anymore and that she needs to leave me alone

This results in her turning up at my flat at 2am on Tuesday morning, completely unexpected, wearing....not a lot!

We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times.....

Am i bad man?
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Not really a bad man, or what I would call a bad man but a bit of an idiot (if its to harsh i'm sorry).

You could have ended this and all the hassel months ago when she first moved out but you seem to carry on with the drama and the hassel that goes with her.

I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but it sounds like you enjoy the drama and the attention you get from it.

If you really wanted her out of your life, wanted to move on and did not want the hassel you would stop all contact with her, any thing to do with her and deffonutly not stick you **** up her.

Sorry mate but you seem to be your own worse enemy when it comes to this bird and if you carry on you'r going to lose a girl that you seem to care deeply about and end up going back with the ex, which means she's one and 6 months later you'll be back in here moaning about her again.
 
smudge_don said:
We talked for a bit, and then the inevitable happened.....4 times..... Am i man?
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Yes and being led by the willy :ohmy: you need to be stronger.

Oh and under the normal Pub rules - pics or it didn't really happen.
 
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texting is some times so much better than phone calls.
Phone calls gets in the way of self time and you have to stop but texting means you can carry on and finish.
 
W3STY said:
I'm in the same boat today :(
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Shame it's not this one:

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damo.h said:
It's still only early days dude. She may just be a bit busy or it could be jam butty season :meeting:
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Ye i guess so, just sorta a bit weird for her to go from text maniac to being very quiet...

Sandra said:
Morning Welly.
Smudge, some people dont like or have a lot of time for texting. A call is always better imo, but i dont mind texts either. Im sure you will both have a nice night. Just take it slow.
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Cheers :) was thinking of buying her something small tonight as a "get well soon" pressie or something

Welly said:
Dude, that is such a fail. She is totally using the one thing she knows she can win with IMO.

From what you've said, you need rid.

My opinion of course.

This may well turn out to be short term gain long term loss.
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Ye she is taking full advantage of my weakness :laugh:

The weird thing is that even after all this drama and fighting, the feelings are still kind of there :(

damo.h said:
:lmfao: told you man, has she pm'd jhodi yet. I would expect It's on the cards... You crack me up dude You really do. You da man!!
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scott b5 said:
Not really a bad man, or what I would call a bad man but a bit of an idiot (if its to harsh i'm sorry).

You could have ended this and all the hassel months ago when she first moved out but you seem to carry on with the drama and the hassel that goes with her.

I'm sorry if this is a bit harsh but it sounds like you enjoy the drama and the attention you get from it.

If you really wanted her out of your life, wanted to move on and did not want the hassel you would stop all contact with her, any thing to do with her and deffonutly not stick you **** up her.

Sorry mate but you seem to be your own worse enemy when it comes to this bird and if you carry on you'r going to lose a girl that you seem to care deeply about and end up going back with the ex, which means she's one and 6 months later you'll be back in here moaning about her again.
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I know i know :( i don't want her in my life but it is very hard to let go of someone who i was in love with for 2 years
 
OMG it's like a porn film, It would take a very strong man to turn down a girl turning up not wearing very much... Now thats what I call a sticky situation :laugh:
 
 
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Dane said:
OMG it's like a porn film, It would take a very strong man to turn down a girl turning up not wearing very much... Now thats what I call a sticky situation :laugh:
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I did think "i'm sure i've seen this in a film" when she turned up in....not a lot :laugh:

Very very hard to shut the door on her in that situation
 
scott b5 said:
Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
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If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

(Yes I am a bit evil)
 
scott b5 said:
Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
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And take a pic or it didn't really happen.

smudge_don :
Seriously though you need to either get back with this ex (if that is what you really want) or cut the strings completely and focus on your new gf.
 
scott b5 said:
Next time she turns up semi naked, give her a kick in the CNUT, shut the door and go watch a porno.
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Bit harsh.....

Sex > porn

Welly said:
If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

(Yes I am a bit evil)
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I do also have some very explicit images of her on her webcam to me last night..........no joke
 
Welly said:
If I were you, I'd bang her, film it, and then YouPorn it. Then stick the link up EVERYWHERE. You could even email it to all her friends...

(Yes I am a bit evil)
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That would work.

My Ex would not leave me alone so I shagged her lesbo mate in front her.
I've not seen her since. lol
 
Gti Jazz Blue said:
And take a pic or it didn't really happen.

smudge_don :
Seriously though you need to either get back with this ex (if that is what you really want) or cut the strings completely and focus on your new gf.
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I've only seen Johdi twice, this is out 2nd "date" tonight

The ex is far away, has a crappy job, can be a psycho but i still love her :(

I was so ready to be completely rid of her but she's wriggled her way back in :(
 
smudge_don said:
Bit harsh.....

Sex > porn

I do also have some very explicit images of her on her webcam to me last night..........no joke
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Might be but some women **** me the **** off and you'r ex seems one of them sort.


You know the location of the thread for them to go then........................Wait, you still talk to her over web cam?
:banghead:
 
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