ASN's Pub

How old is yours Damo? I'm so tempted to upload the pic, it's quality! A proper little log in the potty. Apparently the wife nearly spewed everywhere, ha!
 
How old is yours Damo? I'm so tempted to upload the pic, it's quality! A proper little log in the potty. Apparently the wife nearly spewed everywhere, ha!
19 mth dude going on 18 loads of shaggy blond hair,loves the ladies,proper head strong and funny as ****, he's my wing man ;)
 
Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their **** (as far as I know)

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Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!
 
im singing i just hit 1111111k i jut hit 11111k, suck my weeeener i just hit 111111k

Taxi!
 
Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their **** (as far as I know)

73d862d1.jpg


Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!
Ahhh mate you must be soooo proud of that little **** ;)
 
Bring it on mate.
I'll send you my addy.

Its done mate.
I'm not looking forward to this cause its just to bad.
Its just me talking.

O well, no going back now.

Please don't post up poo pics, that's gross. Lol
But well done, I think.

EDIT:- OK its not bad as I thought it would be. She's proper happy with her self. Nice one.
 
We're closing in on 100 pages of sh!te in this thread. Is there a limit to pages/posts before we crash the server :)

I'm only on 49 pages. :think:
There must be a setting in user CP to change posts per page.

Sod it, you lot are obsessed with poo. Here's the first pic anyone's posted of their **** (as far as I know)

73d862d1.jpg


Here for a limited time only. Look at her proud face!!!

She looks well chuffed.
Is she proud of the size of it or the fact that it looks like a chicken drumstick?
 
Well proud, but just got a text saying she has pee'd herself for the 4th time today. I honestly think she has no idea that she's weeing yet. Poo's I reckon will be ok, but wee's are a whole new thing for her.

And i'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read the chicken drumstick comment, as i'd have a very wet keyboard. :lmfao:
 
I'm only on 49 pages. :think:
There must be a setting in user CP to change posts per page.



She looks well chuffed.
Is she proud of the size of it or the fact that it looks like a chicken drumstick?

You can change how many posts are displayed in each page.
You got yours set to the Max same as me.

Haha drumstick.
 
ads is taking his time with scott's vocals, the suspense is making me feel sick
 
ads is taking his time with scott's vocals, the suspense is making me feel sick

Might be a bit if time.
There is over 6mins of my bristolian voice twittering on about random crap.
I'm kind of nervous aswell really.
About what ads is going to do and what the reception is going to be like.
The quality was not the best sadly.
 
I bet he's gone home from work and forgotten! haha. The pub sure goes quiet around 5pm doesn't it! I'm usually home by now, but working late tonight :(

Scott, if it's appalling, it'll be even better in my eyes. It's like karaoke, the worse the singer the better.
 
I bet he's gone home from work and forgotten! haha. The pub sure goes quiet around 5pm doesn't it! I'm usually home by now, but working late tonight :(

That it does.
I'm all ways on in a sad way.
Damn tapatalk lol.

On a random side note or two.
Think I found the fault of the pug, so getting that booked in and found some foam cut to size for £30 with free P&P.
Need to pick up some spoons now.
 
I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.

Hahahahahaaa.
I'd hate to be releasing my single so late in the game. It's like coming on as a sub when your team is one nil down and having the expectation of at least two goals bearing down on your shoulders!

Hope that doesn't add even more pressure for you. :laugh:
 
I'm here till 6pm but might clear out a bit earlier. I'm writing down my lyrics now for tonights recording session.

writing up lyrics, this ones going to be a banger !
 
I think it's a shag-pad in the back of his avant! Padded walls for the really rough stuff when he takes his mrs dogging?