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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    top wisdom not through, lowers half through.

    yeah I'm doing OK, still loads of pain but I'm handling it.
    got some ice cream :-)
    Ah Bless. Got big ted ready for sleepy time


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    Damo, your way too young for wisdom teeth yet, lol. x
    Feeew thanks Sandra, Thought I was under developed for a mo lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Thought I was under developed for a mo lol.
    its ok, 1 inch is better than 0 damo, you hang in there.

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    You'll be fine damo.
    Don't worry about it.

    Look, he's smiling already.


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    You kidding about your wisdom teeth damo! Mine all came through in my early 20s. Surely you should have yours now you're in your 40s
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    Random stuff of the morning.

    My mates Facebook status.
    Not alot was happening, so I made my own entertainment.
    Random dribble.


    Queenie


    從前,有一批鉛筆快要出廠了,廠長 別贈言 說:[你們將來都能做大事,但要緊記,一 你要勇敢地讓自己交託在別人手裏; 、你會 經鉛筆刨洗禮,過程非常痛苦,但之 會令你 更出色;三、你將來一定會寫錯的, 要緊, 可以擦掉再來;四、不管你披上甚麼 衣,你 最重要的是內心——鉛芯;五、走過 何地 方,你都要很負責任地留下痕迹,不 是甚麼 狀態,你必須寫下去。這樣,你的生 會很有 意義。]


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    Translation "Once upon a time, there are a number of pencil going to the factory, the factory director parting words: [in the future, you can do great things, but bear in mind, one you must be brave entrusted in the hands of others;, you will pencil sharpener baptism.very painful process, but after that will make you better;, you would be a mistake in the future, it does not matter, you can wipe again; four, whatever you put on what coat your most important heart - lead core;five, walk anywhere, you have to be very responsible to leave marks, no matter what state you have to write down. In this way, your life will be great significance. ]

    What does that mean?
    You must be brave to sharpen a pencil but you need to be brave and trust others hands to sharpen your baptism and its paint full?
    Hell, I'm not trusting any one with my baptism (Thats a euphemism for something else right?) even if it makes me better but better how?

    I'm going to make a mistake in the future but does it not matter I'll wipe again? thats another euphemism for something that blokes do to women right? or blokes to bloke if you're that way inclined.

    It don't matter what I put on that coat but my important heart? I only have one heart and thats damn important to me. They should have said that to lewinsky.

    Walk any where? Sod that, you know how long it would take me to get to Coventry this weekend?

    Responsible to leave marks? I thought you had to be responsible not to leave marks, or at least very careful.

    What state? So I have to be responsible even if i'm drunk or high as a kite? I knew that any way and but there wont be any writing, not in that state any way, I can't do it in a sober state.

    Life of great and significance if we'er brave, trust worthy with out man hood that we let someone else sharpen with baptism despite the pain but if we make a mistake they will walk again and beable to wipe, it dont matter what you put on your coat as long as its your heart and you have to walk every with it and leave marks if your sober or not and make sure you write it down.

    WTF??!?!?!

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    I knew I'd get abuse soon as I posted that. Gits!!

    Scott what's that all about then?

    So what's doing ?. Nice easy morning for me then off to the park, then on a cho cho ride maybe feed the ducks some stale bread. Take it you fugly's are all working :Mao: up yrs!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    I knew I'd get abuse soon as I posted that. Gits!!

    Scott what's that all about then?

    So what's doing ?. Nice easy morning for me then off to the park, then on a cho cho ride maybe feed the ducks some stale bread. Take it you fugly's are all working :Mao: up yrs!!
    This might explain your sig then mate.

    Random day to have off mate.
    Any reason?

    Just my random drivel about some Chinese proverb my Chinese friend put up.
    I thought it was funny, so i'm sharing it with the pub.

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    :mao: fail lol

    Mrs needs to go into work today as they'r half way through an offstead inspection and everyone's flapping.
    So iv took the day off with Noah. Should be a nice day for the park if the sun gets rid of all the mist, back in tomorrow tho

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    Just got a VMhub installed, 60meg broadband!! lol I phoned up to cancel it, they said they could give me 60meg for a quid less than what I'm paying! ummm ok



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Just got a VMhub installed, 60meg broadband!! lol I phoned up to cancel it, they said they could give me 60meg for a quid less than what I'm paying! ummm ok
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    I was in a lift with Danny DeVito at work today!

    That is all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    I was in a lift with Danny DeVito at work today!

    That is all...
    pics or it never happened!!!

    did you say anything?
    like I loved you in casino?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    I was in a lift with Danny DeVito at work today!

    That is all...
    ha ha!
    i been in a lift with mike tyson before in an amsterdam hotel!
    i got pics cos it happened!
    do i win?


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    It 100% happened! Ill get a picture next time I promise! He's living in the flat next to the flat I'm working on. I'm working at the Savoy hotels private apartments on the Strand, He actualy started talking to me! He asked if I was staying at the Hotel? But as I was covered in sawdust and crap I couldn't blag it and had to explain that it's me making all the noise next door lol. Was quite a brief in encounter so didn't even ask him anything! I'm sure I'll bump into him again at some point
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    ha ha!
    i been in a lift with mike tyson before in an amsterdam hotel!
    i got pics cos it happened!
    do i win?
    Get the pics up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    Get the pics up!

    oh go on then................


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    was taken about 8 years ago on a crap nokia phone at the time! so excuse the shine and bad quality! lol

    [IMG][/IMG]


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    you love pimping that image. lol

    nice story Hoggy.
    tell him scott says hello.

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    Are you a painter and decorator?
    Me? I'm a Carpenter/Joiner
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Are you a painter and decorator?
    who me james?
    nar mate!
    i make fantastic ball bearings and trouble!
    are you a painter and decorator?


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    You win Chez x

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    was taken about 8 years ago on a crap nokia phone at the time! so excuse the shine and bad quality! lol

    [IMG][/IMG]
    Only 8 yrs ago. Wtf happened to you dude

    I once made a horse box for ken *** Barlow... I win hands down lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    Me? I'm a Carpenter/Joiner
    Lol no I meant Chez, that reflection looks like white emulsion on his face.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottB5 View Post
    you love pimping that image. lol
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    alas so true! god damn it!
    i was genuinely star struck though! didnt know what to say, all i could think about was his pigeons and didnt want a dig to the ribs! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Lol no I meant Chez, that reflection looks like white emulsion on his face.....

    Thats not emulsion, iron mike made him his biatch

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    damo you legend lol!
    cheers sandra!
    james, it was a while ago dude! no smart phones back then you know!
    anyways a just twigged! what you mean damo? i am very handsome i have you know!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Thats not emulsion, iron mike made him his biatch
    shut it umper lumper!
    did you make ken barlow a mini horse box for his toy horse! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Only 8 yrs ago. Wtf happened to you dude

    I once made a horse box for ken *** Barlow... I win hands down lol
    I mate a kitchen work top that fitted on to a trailer for Jamie *** Oliver's VW camper lol
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    You is buff man .
    So what's the dealio ?? Man I'm goosed. The boy has ran rings around me today. I'm ready for bed!!
    Just sat here watching one dog fart and the other looking round at him like .... Small minds!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    I mate a kitchen work top that fitted on to a trailer for Jamie *** Oliver's VW camper lol
    Jamie oliver,VW camper hmmmm




    Still ain't no *** ken Barlow.

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    I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in New york 2 years ago. Man is she well airbrushed for sex and the city. No pic tho lol.

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    I see her in Sex and The City 1 & 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by s3 Hoggy View Post
    Haha I will do Scott!
    Get a video of him saying hello scott. that be *** amazing.

    this is me with Darth Vader


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    i had a wee next to the late great john peel! in a pub toilets urinal (no pics) that would have been awkward, true though! lol!


 

 

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