ASN's Pub

top wisdom not through, lowers half through.

yeah I'm doing OK, still loads of pain but I'm handling it.
got some ice cream :)

Ah Bless. Got big ted ready for sleepy time ;)


Damo, your way too young for wisdom teeth yet, lol. :) x

Feeew thanks Sandra, Thought I was under developed for a mo lol.
 
You'll be fine damo.
Don't worry about it.

Look, he's smiling already.

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Random stuff of the morning.

My mates Facebook status.
Not alot was happening, so I made my own entertainment.
Random dribble. :)


Queenie


從前,有一批鉛筆快要出廠了,廠長臨別贈言 說:[你們將來都能做大事,但要緊記,一 你要勇敢地讓自己交託在別人手裏;二、你會 經鉛筆刨洗禮,過程非常痛苦,但之後會令你 更出色;三、你將來一定會寫錯的,不要緊, 可以擦掉再來;四、不管你披上甚麼外衣,你 最重要的是內心——鉛芯;五、走過任何地 方,你都要很負責任地留下痕迹,不管是甚麼 狀態,你必須寫下去。這樣,你的生命會很有 意義。]


ScottB5.
Translation "Once upon a time, there are a number of pencil going to the factory, the factory director parting words: [in the future, you can do great things, but bear in mind, one you must be brave entrusted in the hands of others;, you will pencil sharpener baptism.very painful process, but after that will make you better;, you would be a mistake in the future, it does not matter, you can wipe again; four, whatever you put on what coat your most important heart - lead core;five, walk anywhere, you have to be very responsible to leave marks, no matter what state you have to write down. In this way, your life will be great significance. ]

What does that mean?
You must be brave to sharpen a pencil but you need to be brave and trust others hands to sharpen your baptism and its paint full?
Hell, I'm not trusting any one with my baptism (Thats a euphemism for something else right?) even if it makes me better but better how?

I'm going to make a mistake in the future but does it not matter I'll wipe again? thats another euphemism for something that blokes do to women right? or blokes to bloke if you're that way inclined.

It don't matter what I put on that coat but my important heart? I only have one heart and thats damn important to me. They should have said that to lewinsky.

Walk any where? Sod that, you know how long it would take me to get to Coventry this weekend?

Responsible to leave marks? I thought you had to be responsible not to leave marks, or at least very careful.

What state? So I have to be responsible even if i'm drunk or high as a kite? I knew that any way and but there wont be any writing, not in that state any way, I can't do it in a sober state.

Life of great and significance if we'er brave, trust worthy with out man hood that we let someone else sharpen with baptism despite the pain but if we make a mistake they will walk again and beable to wipe, it dont matter what you put on your coat as long as its your heart and you have to walk every with it and leave marks if your sober or not and make sure you write it down.

WTF??!?!?!
 
I knew I'd get abuse soon as I posted that. Gits!!

Scott what's that all about then?

So what's doing ?. Nice easy morning for me then off to the park, then on a cho cho ride maybe feed the ducks some stale bread. Take it you fugly's are all working :Mao: up yrs!!
 
I knew I'd get abuse soon as I posted that. Gits!!

Scott what's that all about then?

So what's doing ?. Nice easy morning for me then off to the park, then on a cho cho ride maybe feed the ducks some stale bread. Take it you fugly's are all working :Mao: up yrs!!

This might explain your sig then mate. :)

Random day to have off mate.
Any reason?

Just my random drivel about some Chinese proverb my Chinese friend put up.
I thought it was funny, so i'm sharing it with the pub.
 
:mao: fail lol

Mrs needs to go into work today as they'r half way through an offstead inspection and everyone's flapping.
So iv took the day off with Noah. Should be a nice day for the park if the sun gets rid of all the mist, back in tomorrow tho :(
 
Just got a VMhub installed, 60meg broadband!! lol I phoned up to cancel it, they said they could give me 60meg for a quid less than what I'm paying! ummm ok :laugh:
 
I was in a lift with Danny DeVito at work today!

That is all...
 
It 100% happened! Ill get a picture next time I promise! He's living in the flat next to the flat I'm working on. I'm working at the Savoy hotels private apartments on the Strand, He actualy started talking to me! He asked if I was staying at the Hotel? But as I was covered in sawdust and crap I couldn't blag it and had to explain that it's me making all the noise next door lol. Was quite a brief in encounter so didn't even ask him anything! I'm sure I'll bump into him again at some point
 
was taken about 8 years ago on a crap nokia phone at the time! so excuse the shine and bad quality! lol

 
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was taken about 8 years ago on a crap nokia phone at the time! so excuse the shine and bad quality! lol


Only 8 yrs ago. Wtf happened to you dude ;)

I once made a horse box for ken fkn Barlow... I win hands down lol
 
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damo you legend lol!
cheers sandra!
james, it was a while ago dude! no smart phones back then you know!
anyways a just twigged! what you mean damo? i am very handsome i have you know!
 
Only 8 yrs ago. Wtf happened to you dude ;)

I once made a horse box for ken fkn Barlow... I win hands down lol

I mate a kitchen work top that fitted on to a trailer for Jamie Fkn Oliver's VW camper lol
 
You is buff man ;).
So what's the dealio ?? Man I'm goosed. The boy has ran rings around me today. I'm ready for bed!!
Just sat here watching one dog fart and the other looking round at him like :wtf:.... Small minds!!!
 
I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in New york 2 years ago. Man is she well airbrushed for sex and the city. No pic tho lol. :)
 
i had a wee next to the late great john peel! in a pub toilets urinal (no pics) that would have been awkward, true though! lol!