Toilet humour

[Crazyfool]

I was standing at a urinal earlier today and next to me was a midget also having a ****. I noticed he kept winking at me like crazy.

Disturbed by this, I said "Are you gay? Do you fancy me or something?"

He replied "No you’re splashing in my f***ing eyes!"


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[KrisKrk]

Life wisdom:

“Kids are like farts.

You can stand you own ones only”


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[Raiden]

Why are women like hurricanes?

At first there wet and wild. But when they leave they take your house and car

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[Raiden]

I heard a good one today.

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software agreement. At the end you ignore everything and click 'l agree'

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[Raiden]

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[joinerman]

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My thoughts exactly.

 

[Raiden]

The mother didn't deny it

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[Crazyfool]

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[Clemon Lee Turk]

Lol
Nice thread

 

[Crazyfool]

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[Crazyfool]

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[boffin486]

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DAMN....! Nearly ended myself laughing so hard......

 

[Crazyfool]

 

[Raiden]

OMG and I thought I had issues!!!!

There's this video game forum i've joined about a year ago. So today im bored at work and found this section and there are some very weird threads and this is one of them. Read the rest if you DARE!!!! Something tells me I should pick a new hobby

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?160456-I-think-my-dad-just-caught-me-wanking

 

[Crazyfool]

Irish road trip.




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[SteveMcB]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

Nature is so beautiful.

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

Dirty OAP’s

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[Audidi]

 

[adamki88]

I completely agreed with that "Arguing with a woman is like reading a software agreement. At the end you ignore everything and click 'l agree' "

 

[suznraj]

Exactly..

 

[Sho Off]

lol

 

[suznraj]

Exactly... I AGREE



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