> >>> Sing-along - to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
> >>>
> >>> INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
> >>>
> >>> Naan, just killed a man
> >>> Poppadom against his head
> >>> Had lime pickle now he's dead.
> >>> Naan, dinner's just begun
> >>> But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
> >>>
> >>> Naan, ooh, ooh
> >>> Didn't mean to make you cry
> >>> If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
> >>> Curry on, curry on
> >>> Cause nothing really Madras.
> >>>
> >>> Too late, my dinner's gone
> >>> Sends shivers down my spine
> >>> Bottom aching all the time
> >>> Goodbye onion bhaji,
> >>> I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
> >>> Naan, ooh, ooh
> >>> This dupiazza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at
all.
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> I see a little chicken tikka on the side
> >>> Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> >>> Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
> >>> Byriani (Byriani) Byriani(Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo
loo
> >>> loo
> >>> loo)
> >>>
> >>> I've eaten balti, somebody help me
> >>> He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
> >>> Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined...
> >>> Here it comes
> >>> There it goes
> >>> Technicolor yawn I chunder
> >>>
> >>> No! It's coming up again (There he goes)
> >>> I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
> >>> Coming back again (up again)
> >>> Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO)
> >>> On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees,
> >>> Oh, there he goes This vindaloo
> >>> Is about to wreck my guts
> >>> Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
> >>> So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> >>> Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
> >>> Just had to come out
> >>> It just had to come right out in here.
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> [slow bit]
> >>>
> >>> Korma or dupizza bhaji, naan or saag
> >>> Nothing makes a difference
> >>> Nothing makes a difference
> >>> To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
> >>>
> >>> INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY
> >>>
> >>> Naan, just killed a man
> >>> Poppadom against his head
> >>> Had lime pickle now he's dead.
> >>> Naan, dinner's just begun
> >>> But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
> >>>
> >>> Naan, ooh, ooh
> >>> Didn't mean to make you cry
> >>> If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
> >>> Curry on, curry on
> >>> Cause nothing really Madras.
> >>>
> >>> Too late, my dinner's gone
> >>> Sends shivers down my spine
> >>> Bottom aching all the time
> >>> Goodbye onion bhaji,
> >>> I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
> >>> Naan, ooh, ooh
> >>> This dupiazza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at
all.
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> I see a little chicken tikka on the side
> >>> Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> >>> Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
> >>> Byriani (Byriani) Byriani(Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo
loo
> >>> loo
> >>> loo)
> >>>
> >>> I've eaten balti, somebody help me
> >>> He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
> >>> Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined...
> >>> Here it comes
> >>> There it goes
> >>> Technicolor yawn I chunder
> >>>
> >>> No! It's coming up again (There he goes)
> >>> I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
> >>> Coming back again (up again)
> >>> Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO)
> >>> On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees,
> >>> Oh, there he goes This vindaloo
> >>> Is about to wreck my guts
> >>> Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
> >>> So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> >>> Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
> >>> Just had to come out
> >>> It just had to come right out in here.
> >>>
> >>> [guitar solo]
> >>>
> >>> [slow bit]
> >>>
> >>> Korma or dupizza bhaji, naan or saag
> >>> Nothing makes a difference
> >>> Nothing makes a difference
> >>> To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)