An Arizona senior citizen drives his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership...
Taking off down the road, he floors it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he has left.
"Amazing!" he thinks, as he flies down the I-10 pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sees the highway patrol behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thinks the elderly nutcase as he floors it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thinks, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walks up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looks at his watch and says, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, says, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," says the Trooper...
Taking off down the road, he floors it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he has left.
"Amazing!" he thinks, as he flies down the I-10 pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he sees the highway patrol behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thinks the elderly nutcase as he floors it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thinks, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walks up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looks at his watch and says, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, says, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," says the Trooper...
