So, I put the car into dynamic, handbrake off, hold the esc until it says ESC OFF, wheels straight. Foot on brake. And when I touch the throttle it tries to drive
BTW if you set it up correctly the car will rev freely to about 4000rpm and sit there at 4000ish, even with the pedal to the floor, if you feel the car pull at all it’s not in launch mode. It should feel like you’re revving it in neutral.
What usually catches people out is not pushing the brake pedal hard enough when setting up launch.
Basically it’s: switch to Dynamic Mode, steering wheel straight, ESP off, handbrake off, left foot firmly on brake pedal, accelerator firmly planted to carpet, release left foot from brake, enjoy.