a little boy disturbs his parents while they are having sex and mum is on top,
the boy asks "what are you doing"
mum says "dad has a big belly so i get on top of it to help flatten it" the boy replies
"your wasting your time cos when you go out shopping the lady next door get's down on her...
an 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiousy up against a fence, for 40mins they shaggeed like ******** arms and legs going everywhere untill they fell to the floor.
"christ" she said "you did'nt **** me like that 50yrs ago" to which the old man replied
"50yrs ago that fence was'nt *******...
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