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hes good at washing up then Sarah? haha!

The first man married a woman from Cyprus He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders...

lmao!

hahahah brong!! you twunt! lol

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doohhhhhnuts!

ahh cool.. its on my mates facebook with a link to botofuckit. buffingtons either way.

what crumbs? :undwech:

oops...

lol, i cannot poss say which mods i am talking with, They cannot be seen to be mixing with such riff raff!! i do have some more of the same girl as shes a friend of a friend but i would not want to offend anyone.......

Thought most would fella, that was the whole point! Ahh well.. cant please em all!

Mmmmm. :)

keep talking ra-ra!

How to Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...

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A guy calls Jenny Craig company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing more than a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her...

blood sports!! woop!

indeed, generating a decent Ash flow back into Europe.

that volcano has done more for immagration in 5 days than the governmant have done in 20 years!!! simples!

lmfao!!