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Depends on which team you play for!.... Premier league, I'd be rolling up in an RS4 Avant or V10 R8. Sunday league.... 1.1 fiesta popular plus will do Or a Mk1 astra gte

Can anyone help me, I can't for the life of me find the phone I need...... Carphone warehouse said they didn't know what I was talking about when I asked for a 'Samsung galaxy A4 avant - s-line' they didn't even have the SE with a panoramic screen!! What's the world coming to....

slightly off topic...... I work on the M25 as an 'incident support operative', I have been there almost 13 years and in those 13 years in every saftey briefing and 'monthly meeting' they will always bring up the subject of 'red crosses' and how they can enforce the law to stop people...

Been waiting and looking forward to one like this....... P.S. The only disability imo was the disability to park!

****** hell you took a risk only 'moving it to the right a bit' by the sounds of this moron you had a very lucky escape, f%#@k moving it to the right I'd of moved it straight outta the vicinity!!

Fears of an expected surge of millions of Romanians into the UK have abated as we have eaten all of their transport

Rolf Harris should get a job with Findus. "Can you tell what it is yet?"

I phoned customer services at Findus today to complain angrily about having eaten a horse meat lasagne. I thought I'd better do it while I'd still got the bit between my teeth.

Tests on Findus beef lasagne have confirmed the meat is 100% Sarah Jessica Parker.

I think what the fuss is about is customers who fancy a lasagne that they assume is beef turns out to be 100% HORSE! That may explain the fuss! Neeeeigh! Shurgar lives!........ On people's dinner plates

The only pre prepared meat dish that doesn't contain horsemeat these days is whiskas

So now Findus have withdrawn their products because of Horse meat contamination... Shame..I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs.

Yeah fair play to him, and glad the charity is a childrens charity, shame it's not in the U.K. thou, he'll never want for nothing so why not give back something for doing something you love doing. Don't really rate him as a player thou, he can certainly kick a ball but IMO that's about all...

I work for the Highways agency Incident Support Unit, basically turning up to Incidents/Accidents on M25 and M4 ...... Really I'm a glorified dustman!

"By mistake".............lol

Quote : "Police said the owner of the vehicle was unhurt but badly shaken by the ordeal" Not to mention being totally gutted about his pride and joy being wrecked!!

I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow

Ok fair play, I could argue with you all day particularly regarding my tax being used for a service that doesn't justify that amount of money, but we won't get into it. I miss the presence of the police at the scenes of ('non injury') incidents, as the many of the traffic police officers have...

Very sorry if i've offended you in some strange way, just don't seem to remember saying everyone should speed, personally I like the thrill of it which I'm sure a lot of people on here do too but not condoning it it anyway. It's up to the individual if they want to keep their licence, no hard...

Don't suppose you could rephrase this question/statement could you coz I'm not really understanding it? I don't recall saying anything about 'everyone should do it'?? Do yourself a favour and re-read the post before making yourself look stupid. If I was broken down on the hard shoulder like you...