ASN's Pub

Not much sandra.
waiting for the misses to get back from 2 days in bristol.

Sat in the dark, on the sofa, candles on, music pumping and on the lappy.

No cider though :(
 
ScottB5 said:
Not much sandra.
waiting for the misses to get back from 2 days in bristol.

Sat in the dark, oiled up on the sofa, candles on and lava lamp and joss sticks burning, pet shop boys music pumping and on the lappy.

No cider though , just poppers and viagra and the gimp suit on standby:(
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sounds a bit gay that scott!
 
ScottB5 said:
Not much sandra.
waiting for the misses to get back from 2 days in bristol.

Sat in the dark, on the sofa, candles on, music pumping and on the lappy.

No cider though :(
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Sounds good. Sarah will be home soon and spoil you scott. :)
 
s3dave said:
8l section is dull again...:ermm:
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What prawns tank positioning is not thrilling enough for you?lol its about the only good thing to read about so far today, some of the other lads need to get a move on lol
 
how you ****ers still have jobs baffles me.

199 pages of *****!

im tired, just reading up on ASN, getting my daily allowance to keep me informed.
reaaaaaaally enjoyed a steak pie with chips and beans tonight, it was so good i could do it again right now!
 
Dave did you sort your car out tonight? I did my oil change but then spent 2 hours fecking about with the drive shaft and CV boots and didn't get time to go data logging, which would have given all you buggers something to read about :(
 
Westy said:
Dave did you sort your car out tonight? I did my oil change but then spent 2 hours fecking about with the drive shaft and CV boots and didn't get time to go data logging, which would have given all you buggers something to read about :(
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boooooo. i want to read about boost being turned up to 300psi and timing at 8000 degrees.
your CV shagged?
 
superkarl said:
boooooo. i want to read about boost being turned up to 300psi and timing at 8000 degrees.
your CV shagged?
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Shagged is an understatement! I bought 2 CV boots to sort them out when the engine was out at easter. I did the outer boot which wasn't that bad but the inner boot was really fkd. The inner boot i'd ordered from Jason was an outer boot so I had to leave it. On the way home tonight I heard a clicking noise from that side of the car so decided to try and fix it. Did a major bodge but it should hold.

As it's payday tomorrow i'm gonna get booked in for a new CV boot and 4 wheel alignment. Then it's off to Bill's for 300psi and 8000 degrees timing :eyebrows:
 
Westy said:
Dave did you sort your car out tonight? I did my oil change but then spent 2 hours fecking about with the drive shaft and CV boots and didn't get time to go data logging, which would have given all you buggers something to read about :(
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Yes fred the fluttering has gone...:) now the underlying problem of what seems like fuel starvation is more apparent...:shrug:
 
audi upgrades
Too much car talk, not enough fanny talk people.

I worked silly hours today, and I even skipped tea (that's northern for dinner) cos I was so busy. But now I'm in bed and hungry :( Still, I didn't skip breakfast though...the most important meal of the day.
 
You wanna stop going in on Karl's mum Fred you'll get that daylight depression sh!t if you carry on ;)

Its FRIDAY :yahoo:
Hve a skip in my step today, she got big time last night. I had loads of pent up energy apparently :whistle2:

Hoping for an easy day so I can get off early but what's the chances.

Oh and can you cheeky swine we works so hard to be able to ftw up the time to spam this place. Well us northern folk do. The southern pussys just mince about all fkn day worrying about chipping their nails :lmfao:

Did I mention it fkn FRIDAY :yahoo:
 
Morning all, early doors is needed, weathers shyt but i dont know if any of you lot know but its only bloooody friiiiiidaytyy
 
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CHEZ said:
boo!
working night shift all weekend!
so friday is not very appealing to me!
bring on monday morning thats what i say!
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Oh chezzabell don't be like that ;)

As Fred would say...
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jojo said:
Friday is the beginnning of work for me, enjoy your weekend mofos!
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I will mate
Nice big meal tonight with my father, day of car stuff tomorrow and then China house saturday night for cider and food.
Sunday is free listing day on ebay, so time to try and sell some ****.
 
ScottB5 said:
I will mate
Nice big meal tonight with my father, day of car stuff tomorrow and then China house saturday night for cider and food.
Sunday is free listing day on ebay, so time to try and sell some ****.
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Ooo free listings. Cheers bro I missed that. eBay everything you own!!!

Westy said:
DO WORK SON! Has been my moto this week as I have done more work then ever in 1 week :(
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Fred, it's been a fkn long time comming... ****** 3rd liners :cheers:

Erm I'll have two cheese burgers, large fries, stawberry shake and a brownie pweeeeease... nom nom nom ;)

Sup fk'rs half way through. Nearly weekend. :yahoo:
 
ahh its Friday and pay day :yahoo:

get drunk tonight, stay lazy all weekend :thumbsup:

any one else got epic plans or is it just another weekend fiddling with your man meat?
 
Friday and I'm off!! It's lovely and sunny down south... Now I gotta make a trip up north where it's ******* down.
No justice I tell ya...
 
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