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ScottD3 Feb 17, 2011

  1. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    ITS FRIDAY!!!
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    OK, enough of that.

    What people got planned?
    Jo, ban him!!

    How is everyone coping with the panic buying near them?

    It all seems normal down here I think.
     
  2. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Ok, Couple more gif cause I think theses are great.

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  3. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Panic buying is mental here but then again all the petrol stations are chocka normally.

    I've only got quarter of a tank left but I can make that last a while yet ;)
     
  4. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    no panic buying oop north!
    think its just the media bigging it up!
    like when darn sarf gets 2mm of snow and the news lets you believe the world is going to stop, but not a mention of the north and scotland having 12inches for over a week or so!
    i think the media actually promotes panic buying imo
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    This country loves to make a mountain out of a mole hill! If the fuel tanker drivers reason for going on strike is health and safety and not money related then just get it sorted FFS!

    The snow thing makes me laugh being down south. We have people at work who say they can't get in from 5 miles away yet other staff will travel 30 miles an still get in. Though I'm sure my boss will tell me to stay at home in future as I'll be coming 50 miles :) bonus.
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    The snow thing was funny.
    I generally could not get out of my parking space let alone the street. So I never went in but there was other people who is with in walking distance and would not go in but other people who's with in walking distance or bike riding distance did.
    Nothing was ever said to them or done.

    The hole fuel situation at the moment is silly.
    The government and media needs their heads banging together and then taken off with a rusty shaver.

    If people just carried on normally it would be fine.
    we'd have the fuel and the strike would be over and then it would carry on as normal.

    The unions (Wrong or write spelling I don't care, if its wrong it fits, if its right it fits as well) seem to want people to strike, no matter who its for or when or how. they just want people to strike, show their power and make prove to people that the money they are paying to them is worth while.
    FK em, pile of ****ers, I refuse to join such a group/club/cult.
     
  7. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Boobies, because you can't motorboat personality!

    That is all.
     
  8. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol in Watford yesterday it was all kicking off on the forecourt. 4 area cars and 8 copper speeding in like it was a mass riot. Fkn joke!!!

    All garages where dry round my way yeaterday but shell got replenished late last night.so filled up the 3 this morning.

    Makes me laugh tho how people jump on the band waggon. They ain't even ment to stoke till after Easter weekend ffs and thats not been confirmed yet.

    Suuuup... Man I'm goosed after yesterday. Hoping for an easy one today and an early finish. Out tonight to auntie jeans 50th then out round whalley on the lash. Should be a laugh. Looking fwd to a good drenching :beerchug:
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Damo.
    Friday mate. it has to be an easy day surly.

    Another night of drunken naked wrestling then?
     
  10. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    With pink hot pants?
     
  11. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    No cause he's naked. lol
     
  12. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    no you,, pink hot pants and a barrel of devons finest cider...
     
  13. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Its role reversal tonight for me and sarah. :thumbsup:
     
  14. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    i take it all back people!
    just been out to put some derv in, and 3 garages have sold out and had to que for 20mins just to get some!
    stupid goverment monkeys, thats what it stems from!
    makes me fancy an electric car! with solar panels on the roof so they cant tax me on electricity!
     
  15. Reesy

    Reesy Well-Known Member VCDS Map User

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    Shell garage closed were out of V-power, then closed later on, managed to put in some BP super unleaded. £75 and I still had 10 litres left in the tank! :ohmy:
     
  16. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    So let's get this right. You'll be in the doggy taking the strap on. HaHahahahahahahah

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  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Is it wrong to think the female darth vader is hot?
     
  18. s3dave

    s3dave TFSI Hybrid Supporter

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    if she has a strap on yes....
     
  19. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Not at all I'm saving this for lonely night ;)
     
  20. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Massive appreciation for mrs V's Camel toe ;)
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    Did you zoom in?
    Home time chaps.

    Bye.
     
  22. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Didn't need to lol

    fkn part timer !!
     
  23. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Well whatever happened to lazy Sunday mornings!!
    was woken up by the mrs saying Baxter had got the ****s again. So went down to the kitchen to spec it out for,the clean up op..
    could smell it but couldn't see it!! Now I'm no dog expert but Wilson was led on the bed looking mighty pissed off indead.
    Then he stood up!! Baxter must have sharted through the night, Pebble dashing poor fkn Wilson and the wall behind him!!
    The mrs is NOT impressed and I don't help waking around with the fkn giggles :lmfao:

    Suns up, what's the story??

    Spent all yesterday searching the land for a new sofa for mum as she's moving back over this way and her old one is to big for her new pad. So today will be spent doing as little as poss.

    What you lot up to ??
     
  24. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Talking of the ten bob bits, I'm struggling this morning but I made it to the throne :)

    I'm just about to set off to Bournemouth to see my nan for her 90th birthday.
     
  25. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    oh deary me damo!
    think you need to feed that poorly dog some dry toast to sort his belly out!
    that should fix him, if he wont eat it, starve him until he does! it will probably work! make sure the water is going into him though!
    fred, good luck with the cockknee knees up partay! are you sorting a stripper out for the old dear?
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    I'm in bed on the touch pad thinking what to do.
    I might pop out and walk round some garden centres for a external water filter.
     
  27. CHEZ

    CHEZ moderately amusing Supporter

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    just to give you boys the heads up! its aprils fools day! so be prepared! and also post up your pranks!

    cling film over the toilet for the mrs is always a nice one!
    filling her hairdrier full of talc is a good one too! :icon_thumright:
     
  28. sportstractor

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    Lol I was just thinking this!

    Might go hide my brothers BMW and tell him it's been nicked as he left the front door unlocked last night :p
     
  29. Jay A3

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    Lovely sunny day! Might go take pics of the car... Going to drop off my turbo for a refurb :)
    misses is at work all day so plenty of time to think of a prank
     
  30. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Fkn April already. Bloody hell where did march go!!

    Chez I starved the fella last week for 24 hrs that seemed to sort him out. Until this morning so just hope it's some sort of bug.
    Fred don't you go tapping any of your granny's mates. You know what your like lol.
     
  31. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya saloon TDi Audi S8

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    They might get him confused with Frank from number 24. lol


    Damo's dog!!

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  32. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Cars booked in for a major overhaul :) can anyone give me the formula to calculate my bhp from the MAF readings?

    Cheers. How was everyones weekend been?
     
  33. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Its booked in for tomorrow btw :)
     
  34. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Spent the weekend searching for sofa's and beds with my mummy lol, so nothing fun, nothing at all. Oh wait I built a gate... The joys eh !!
    How was yrs mate. What you getting done to the motor ??

    Westy told me how to log this last week, but iv forgotten already :( Think it's somat like divide the maf reading by 0.8 but I'd wait out on that lol.

    Oh and I'm sure he said you take the reading from block 002, but I could we way out haha
     
  35. camscockle20vT

    camscockle20vT The stigs ugly brother

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    Ha bed shopping for yourself? Or for mommy?lol i just paid £600 for a new duevant, mattress and headboard.

    Wel i got back from amsterdam on saturday, so abit gutted about that lol and mainly been recovering from the amount i ate whilst over there :munchies.

    And iv got the old ***** booked in for a new p/s driveshaft aswel as spring, due to that breaking at the top for some unknown reason, aswel as a new stat, g12 coolant, another oil change, last was about 1000miles ago but im not likeing the colour of the oil so a new batch should sort it.

    Was hopeing to get my spray sorted this month (car got batterd by a dustbin truck) but due to the above list its having to wait till the next paycheck again :(.

    Lets hope somone pops in to enlighten us both, iv seen it in a few threads but i too have the memory of a dislexik goldfish.

    Thank.
     
  36. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    maf reading x 0.8 guys ;)
     
  37. s3dave

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    Ah ah your fishing...or trying to give them heart attack ... divided by 0.8 ;)
     
  38. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    That's twice i've told someone that lol. I'm loosing the plot!
     
  39. s3dave

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    probably got your build on your mind, i was racking my brain thinking i had forgot something....:icon_thumright:
     
  40. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    :yahoo: I got somat right.
     

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