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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. Welly
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Whoop, check me and my correct spelling and shizzle.
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    Might be a bit off putting while tickling your balls though!! Or might make them itch?
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Really? It's the half arsed attempt at a beard that reminds me vaguely of an in-between waxing sessions **** that does it for me.
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    Ads License to drive

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    You tell them mate! I can't stand these Hemroid users.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not really applicable now, but this made me laugh when they first got released.....

    [​IMG]
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Hell yeah! Lets stick together! It seems like we are the only two iPhone users on here :( They're clearly the phone for those with a bigger wang.


    And welly, I actually laughed good and proper at your matthew kelly comment! clap clap (can't be bothered to find the clapping smiley)
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I've never seen that picture before, but it does make me laugh. iPhones are still better though. :p
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I have a big wang too ;)

    Oh and Matthew Kelly went off the radar after being acussed of kiddy fiddling. I dont think dreamy is the right word for him!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    This is what happens when you stick the wang enlargement tool in a blender....



    Lets face it, it's better then sticking your wang in a blender. Although, it's questionable when it comes to the likes of having sex with SueBo.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Moving swiftly on... whatever happened to Michael Jackon?

    :lmfao:

    (Epically tasteless)
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    Right lunch time for me, i reckon there might be some catching up to do when i get back!
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    Who the hell is SueBo? And the blendtec stuff is brilliant!

    EDIT: I now know who SueBo is, and even with my recent 4 month drought of all things sexual with the opposite sex, i'd still rather have myself blended.
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    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I'm off to the Audi stealers to get my new clutch pedal! Exciting stuff I know!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    They blend just about anything dude....

    Will It Blend? | Presented By Blendtec
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    Will they blend my wife? (Is it bad to write that on a public forum?) haha
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm not getting in to iPhone (better?) VS Android battle but I am looking for more funny iPhone images like what welly posted. lol
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    Oh please do! They always pass a fair bit of time, and iPhone will always win anyway. ;)

    4 more posts to go until I hit the 2000. Well over 99% of them are useless drivvle too.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Look for the big boy version of will it blend. Will it shred. They do cars, photocopiers, sofa and other massive items.

    [​IMG]

    I'm looking for more. lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    [​IMG]

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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Isn't that what they do in inner cities? Oh no wait, that's just theft. lol.
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    hahahahahahaha!




    wait a minute....
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I shall be acused of being a fan boy here but, I have an iPhone, an iPad, and an old Macbook Pro, and I quite like them!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Thats it, you are disowned.

    :)friends:)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    My pad is by far my favorite, HD southpark where ever I want it baby!
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Some americans have obviously been having too much sex..... with their sisters, cousins & mothers
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    At least they're getting sex though! <---wow, can't believe that was my 2000th post, just goes to show what a spaz I am!
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm having conflicting views about tablet PCs.
    I can't work out if I need, want or just after gadget. lol
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    Quick edit it before you run out of time. :)
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    I dont think I need my pad but my laptop runs out of juice in about 2 minutes and the HDD is pretty much full and I dont do an awful lot of work on my LT these days so I just use my pad.

    My favorite is reading EVO or Performance VW in the pub on my pad
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    I have thought about it, but decided to keep as a thought and just keep my laptop, might reconsider if that dies though.
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Admit it, it's not that you need it, even remotely, you just want one.

    Thats fair enough - nothing wrong with that.

    I want to bone Katy Perry, but I don't NEED to.

    Katherine Jenkins will have to do.
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics

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    I'm thinking of selling my laptop to fund it as well.
    Thats dedication though.

    Just goggled her and I'm not stuck under my desk.
    Thanks. lol

    For some reason that got my thinking of weird science.

    If you could make a women from different parts of a famous women, which parts would you use?
    In a weird science scanning in pictures style, not frankenstine style.

    Basic parts:=-
    Face
    Chest
    bum
    legs
    arms
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    Dane Faster than a V12 Q7

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    Yasmin



    No need for frankenwoman

    O
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    I feel a new poll is coming soon. lol
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    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Face = Katherine Jenkins - she is stunning.

    Chest = Katherine Heigl

    Bum = Jessica Alba

    Legs = Carmen Electra

    Arms = Well, I don't actually care.
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    Face = Tasmin Lucia Khan:
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    Chest = Scarlett Johansson:
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    bum = Meagan Good
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    legs = Kylie Minogue:
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    arms = I dunno... when there's a woman in front of me her arms are probably the only part I don't look at.
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    I'd want a woman with these arms...gotta think of handy time!

    [​IMG]

    And kylie's legs are my choice too. Unsure of face or chest yet.
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    I bet she could do some damage to your manhood!!

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