Feb 17, 2011
Whoop, check me and my correct spelling and shizzle.
Might be a bit off putting while tickling your balls though!! Or might make them itch?
Really? It's the half ***** attempt at a beard that reminds me vaguely of an in-between waxing sessions **** that does it for me.
You tell them mate! I can't stand these Hemroid users.
Not really applicable now, but this made me laugh when they first got released.....
Hell yeah! Lets stick together! It seems like we are the only two iPhone users on here They're clearly the phone for those with a bigger wang.
And welly, I actually laughed good and proper at your matthew kelly comment! clap clap (can't be bothered to find the clapping smiley)
I've never seen that picture before, but it does make me laugh. iPhones are still better though.
I have a big wang too
Oh and Matthew Kelly went off the radar after being acussed of kiddy fiddling. I dont think dreamy is the right word for him!
This is what happens when you stick the wang enlargement tool in a blender....
Lets face it, it's better then sticking your wang in a blender. Although, it's questionable when it comes to the likes of having sex with SueBo.
Moving swiftly on... whatever happened to Michael Jackon?
Right lunch time for me, i reckon there might be some catching up to do when i get back!
Who the hell is SueBo? And the blendtec stuff is brilliant!
EDIT: I now know who SueBo is, and even with my recent 4 month drought of all things sexual with the opposite sex, i'd still rather have myself blended.
I'm off to the Audi stealers to get my new clutch pedal! Exciting stuff I know!
They blend just about anything dude....
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Will they blend my wife? (Is it bad to write that on a public forum?) haha
I'm not getting in to iPhone (better?) VS Android battle but I am looking for more funny iPhone images like what welly posted. lol
Oh please do! They always pass a fair bit of time, and iPhone will always win anyway.
4 more posts to go until I hit the 2000. Well over 99% of them are useless drivvle too.
Look for the big boy version of will it blend. Will it shred. They do cars, photocopiers, sofa and other massive items.
I'm looking for more. lol
I was thinking, wouldn't it be nice if instead of a closed system on my street we gave everyone keys to each others house and just 'trusted' they'd use them properly...I think it'd work well!
Developers express concern over pirated games on Android Market | Technology | guardian.co.uk
Google Tightening Control Over Android as Fragmentation Increases - Mac Rumors
Isn't that what they do in inner cities? Oh no wait, that's just theft. lol.
wait a minute....
I shall be acused of being a fan boy here but, I have an iPhone, an iPad, and an old Macbook Pro, and I quite like them!
Thats it, you are disowned.
My pad is by far my favorite, HD southpark where ever I want it baby!
Anyway, moving on, WTF is this guy's deal?
US preacher warns end of the world is nigh: 21 May, around 6pm, to be precise - Americas, World - The Independent
Tricky reality for preacher after world fails to end - Americas, World - The Independent
Preacher says world will actually end in October - Americas, World - The Independent
What a tit.
Some americans have obviously been having too much sex..... with their sisters, cousins & mothers
At least they're getting sex though! <---wow, can't believe that was my 2000th post, just goes to show what a spaz I am!
I'm having conflicting views about tablet PCs.
I can't work out if I need, want or just after gadget. lol
Quick edit it before you run out of time.
I dont think I need my pad but my laptop runs out of juice in about 2 minutes and the HDD is pretty much full and I dont do an awful lot of work on my LT these days so I just use my pad.
My favorite is reading EVO or Performance VW in the pub on my pad
I have thought about it, but decided to keep as a thought and just keep my laptop, might reconsider if that dies though.
Admit it, it's not that you need it, even remotely, you just want one.
Thats fair enough - nothing wrong with that.
I want to bone Katy Perry, but I don't NEED to.
Katherine Jenkins will have to do.
I'm thinking of selling my laptop to fund it as well.
Thats dedication though.
Just goggled her and I'm not stuck under my desk.
For some reason that got my thinking of weird science.
If you could make a women from different parts of a famous women, which parts would you use?
In a weird science scanning in pictures style, not frankenstine style.
No need for frankenwoman
I feel a new poll is coming soon. lol
Face = Katherine Jenkins - she is stunning.
Chest = Katherine Heigl
Bum = Jessica Alba
Legs = Carmen Electra
Arms = Well, I don't actually care.
Face = Tasmin Lucia Khan:
Chest = Scarlett Johansson:
bum = Meagan Good
legs = Kylie Minogue:
arms = I dunno... when there's a woman in front of me her arms are probably the only part I don't look at.
I'd want a woman with these arms...gotta think of handy time!
And kylie's legs are my choice too. Unsure of face or chest yet.
I bet she could do some damage to your manhood!!
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