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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Exactly my words Westy, it does my nut in. It's been like it for years now too. I have never seen why it's fair that she gets it whenever she wants. And I wasn't even allowed to spoon her last night, I can't sleep when not spooning and she knows that :(
     
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  3. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Best way mate. Let her know where she stands and she can't keep treating you like a toy or something like that and insperational.

    I'm about 6 hours late with this but sod it.
     
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  4. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any :(

    Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place :applaus:
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nice one.
    My current misses has swings, so its not all the time but most of the time.
    which is better than the ex.
    Hope it lasts another 6 years like it. If it starts to dry up I wont be happy.
     
  6. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    This is the problem though, we're married with 1.5 kids! And, to be fair, she's actually perfect in every other way to be fair. Just not with lover-lovin'

    Oh well. I MUST STAY STRONG!!!!
     
  7. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Hey who you calling special ;£

    I was having a waz in the travel inn when down at AITP and spotted a vibrating cock ring in the johnny box haha, Popped in a couple of coins and I have 20 mins of buzzing pleasure in the palm of my hand ;) she can do one now though, I'll save it for one of them personal moments lol
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Before she had Noah I was on the nest twice a day most days. Now I'm down to 3 sometimes 4 go's a week. I'm like a coiled spring most days now:(
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I've noticed them in a couple of toilets.
    Tempted but never had the coins on me to buy any.

    Me and the misses bought Vibrating tongue bars once.
     
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    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    How bigs Yr bloody Tongue dude surly it needs some sort of battery.
    We have a toy box, with a few items from various Ann summers parties.
    Respect to the dolphin ;)
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Get the ring...you will love it and she will even more! I have one (with rechargable batteries I might add, lol)
     
  13. Westy

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    One of my mates has a dolphin and he said it has a tendancy to turn around while he's on the job and end up vibrating his balls lol.
     
  14. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Ok so what's for lunch peeps. It's far to wet to get out of the car so it's down to the golden arches I reckon.
     
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    It's boiling down here, I think the weather is just punishing you for being 'Norvern Monkeys'
     
  17. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Have fun mate.
    I've eaten my lunch and now bored and want to go home for some pasty.
    its just us, so we can go back to normal pasty smashing.
    Bring on the whips and chains!!
     
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    Is anyone eating pasty for lunch? :)

    Soup again for me! Boring oxtail soup. Still, it fills me up, slightly.
     
  19. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Haha yeh it's nose can be quite powerful if left in the same position for too long. We also got a clit kit. It's awesome has f attachments, I feel like inspector gadget when I pull it out and start building it up. Need some new batteries though it's flat as.

    Crazy, Rechargeable lol mr lova lova

    Scott , can't see it..., ffs so she has one too eh... Dirty boy!!
     
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    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    That's a bit rich common from a suvern softie;) hope you burn :thumbsup:
     
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  21. Reesy

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    Cheers mate.:thumbsup: Stick a 'brew' on, and you won't even notice t' rain out t' window :lmfao:
     
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    Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
     
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    Smokers can smoke where they want Steve. You can also smoke what you want in this pub ;)
     
  25. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    And from reading the contents of the pub you would think we quite often do smoke whatever we want!!
     
  26. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    There is a section for smokers.
    Full AC, tables, chairs, indipendent bar just in case you're out there longer than your pint can last, a selection of incense to help releave the smell and deoderant section, just in case you want a quick spray before you join the others.

    or since its all virtual, it don't really mattter. :)

    Welcome to the pub, hope you enjoy your stay.
     
  27. Reesy

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    Are you crazy(yes actually, you are)I'm guessing that he didn't read all 8104 posts!!
     
  28. Speedy Steve

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    no i dont quite have the time to go all the way back flicked through a few pages and kinda get the idea.
     
  29. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    That we talk about some random sh!te
     
  30. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    As long as you ain't smokin blue vein mate anythings a go in Scotty's bar ;)

    Reesy as for not noticing t rain. Yr having a laugh it's belting down. I'm working in between two buildings today and am fookin drenched.

    On a plus note iv just been and seen a guy I know that runs the local radio station. And he might want his fleet wrapping!!

    As bumble bees :lmfao:
     
  31. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nice one on the fleet wrapping mate.

    Hows the iPhone?
     
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    That a gay reference? I have never heard that before, lol. So it seems the pub is a place of learning too.

    Welly will NOT be happy.
     
  33. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    We learn, we share, we laugh, we cry, we teach, we support, we comfert, we sell, we buy, we help, we are the pub!!
     
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    Lets get t-shirts made with that logo on.
     
  35. Reesy

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    Scotts Motivational chat for the day!
     
  36. Sandra

    Sandra MODERATOR
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    Great idea.
     
  37. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Cool but make sure the spell is correct. lol
     
  38. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Blue vein. The big fellow, slippery pole, big fat Jucy cock it's all the same ;)

    Haha no match for the mighty beeoch. Going on Nisan boots, sorry I mean Nisan jukes lol
    well hopefully depends on price tbh.

    Dude that needs to go on a t shirt for adi ;)
     
  39. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Are you inside my head ;)
     
  40. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Naaaa, smoking inside in this one.... lol

    I don't know, that seems like a good idea to me... lol.
     
  41. Reesy

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    Mention of the Pork sword and Damo's got a big smile!!

    That quote on the front and forum name on the back possibly?
     
  42. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Welly, you still trying to quit smoking?

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    EDIT:=- Possibly a black T-shirt with white righting?
    They are quoting £20 a top. I'm happy to pay it and happy to organise it if you all want to join in.
    The ASN logo needs to be changed if the T-shirt colour is going to be any other colour apart from white.
     

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