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Exactly my words Westy, it does my nut in. It's been like it for years now too. I have never seen why it's fair that she gets it whenever she wants. And I wasn't even allowed to spoon her last night, I can't sleep when not spooning and she knows that :(
 
crazy88 said:
surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo

I'm on a sex dry spell too (as always). I'm standing my ground now though, and have had her moaning about us not doing it for the last few days. I told her why I was doing it last night and she got all spazzy about me being childish. I reminded her that I wanted it every day, but get it once a week whereas she wants it once a week and gets it once a week. Therefore I'm making it equal and not giving it to her for 7 weeks! :) She didn't like that.
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Best way mate. Let her know where she stands and she can't keep treating you like a toy or something like that and insperational.

I'm about 6 hours late with this but sod it.
 
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crazy88 said:
Exactly my words Westy, it does my nut in. It's been like it for years now too. I have never seen why it's fair that she gets it whenever she wants. And I wasn't even allowed to spoon her last night, I can't sleep when not spooning and she knows that :(
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I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any :(

Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place :applaus:
 
W3STY said:
I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any :(

Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place :applaus:
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Nice one.
My current misses has swings, so its not all the time but most of the time.
which is better than the ex.
Hope it lasts another 6 years like it. If it starts to dry up I wont be happy.
 
W3STY said:
I had the same issues with my ex. I used to lay next to her at night with the raging horn and bulging sack and I couldn't get any :(

Luckily my latest gf is game any time any place :applaus:
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This is the problem though, we're married with 1.5 kids! And, to be fair, she's actually perfect in every other way to be fair. Just not with lover-lovin'

Oh well. I MUST STAY STRONG!!!!
 
Dane said:
Yeah we're a special bunch, another reason why I'm keeping my s3 :)
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Hey who you calling special ;£

crazy88 said:
surprise? Intrigue is getting the better of me...do tell Damo
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I was having a waz in the travel inn when down at AITP and spotted a vibrating **** ring in the johnny box haha, Popped in a couple of coins and I have 20 mins of buzzing pleasure in the palm of my hand ;) she can do one now though, I'll save it for one of them personal moments lol
 
Before she had Noah I was on the nest twice a day most days. Now I'm down to 3 sometimes 4 go's a week. I'm like a coiled spring most days now:(
 
damo.h said:
I was having a waz in the travel inn when down at AITP and spotted a vibrating **** ring in the johnny box haha, Popped in a couple of coins and I have 20 mins of buzzing pleasure in the palm of my hand ;) she can do one now though, I'll save it for one of them personal moments lol
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I've noticed them in a couple of toilets.
Tempted but never had the coins on me to buy any.

Me and the misses bought Vibrating tongue bars once.
 
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ScottB5 said:
I've noticed them in a couple of toilets.
Tempted but never had the coins on me to buy any.

Me and the misses bought Vibrating toung bars once.
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How bigs Yr ****** Tongue dude surly it needs some sort of battery.
We have a toy box, with a few items from various Ann summers parties.
Respect to the dolphin ;)
 
Get the ring...you will love it and she will even more! I have one (with rechargable batteries I might add, lol)
 
Ok so what's for lunch peeps. It's far to wet to get out of the car so it's down to the golden arches I reckon.
 
It's boiling down here, I think the weather is just punishing you for being 'Norvern Monkeys'
 
damo.h said:
Ok so what's for lunch peeps. It's far to wet to get out of the car so it's down to the golden arches I reckon.
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Have fun mate.
I've eaten my lunch and now bored and want to go home for some pasty.
its just us, so we can go back to normal pasty smashing.
Bring on the whips and chains!!
 
Is anyone eating pasty for lunch? :)

Soup again for me! Boring oxtail soup. Still, it fills me up, slightly.
 
Haha yeh it's nose can be quite powerful if left in the same position for too long. We also got a clit kit. It's awesome has f attachments, I feel like inspector gadget when I pull it out and start building it up. Need some new batteries though it's flat as.

Crazy, Rechargeable lol mr lova lova

Scott , can't see it..., *** so she has one too eh... Dirty boy!!
 
Reesy said:
It's boiling down here, I think the weather is just punishing you for being 'Norvern Monkeys'
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That's a bit rich common from a suvern softie;) hope you burn :thumbsup:
 
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Cheers mate.:thumbsup: Stick a 'brew' on, and you won't even notice t' rain out t' window :lmfao:
 
Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
 
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Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
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There is a section for smokers.
Full AC, tables, chairs, indipendent bar just in case you're out there longer than your pint can last, a selection of incense to help releave the smell and deoderant section, just in case you want a quick spray before you join the others.

or since its all virtual, it don't really mattter. :)

Welcome to the pub, hope you enjoy your stay.
 
Are you crazy(yes actually, you are)I'm guessing that he didn't read all 8104 posts!!
 
no i dont quite have the time to go all the way back flicked through a few pages and kinda get the idea.
 
Speedy Steve said:
Man my life seams boring reading all this. I think i need to visit the pub more often. Is there a smokers corner or do we have to go outside?
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As long as you ain't smokin blue vein mate anythings a go in Scotty's bar ;)

Reesy as for not noticing t rain. Yr having a laugh it's belting down. I'm working in between two buildings today and am ****** drenched.

On a plus note iv just been and seen a guy I know that runs the local radio station. And he might want his fleet wrapping!!

As bumble bees :lmfao:
 
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crazy88 said:
That a gay reference? I have never heard that before, lol. So it seems the pub is a place of learning too.



Welly will NOT be happy.
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Blue vein. The big fellow, slippery pole, big fat Jucy **** it's all the same ;)

Haha no match for the mighty beeoch. Going on Nisan boots, sorry I mean Nisan jukes lol
well hopefully depends on price tbh.

ScottB5 said:
We learn, we share, we laugh, we cry, we teach, we support, we comfert, we sell, we buy, we help, we are the pub!!
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Dude that needs to go on a t shirt for adi ;)
 
damo.h said:
Blue vein. The big fellow, slippery pole, big fat Jucy **** it's all the same ;)
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Mention of the Pork sword and Damo's got a big smile!!

That quote on the front and forum name on the back possibly?
 
Welly, you still trying to quit smoking?




EDIT:=- Possibly a black T-shirt with white righting?
They are quoting £20 a top. I'm happy to pay it and happy to organise it if you all want to join in.
The ASN logo needs to be changed if the T-shirt colour is going to be any other colour apart from white.
 
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