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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScottD3, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    DV = designa vagina I think.
     
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  3. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    N75 vavle controls boost
    and a dv is a divertor valve
     
  4. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Who keeps putting tags about me on this thread? I know smudge did the raving **** one but who's put "just for men westy"!?
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    DV - Digesting Vaginas
    DV - Dingnity Vanised
    DV - Dumping Vision
    DV - Dishwasher Varnis
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    What does it divert?
    Bost or air for the N75?

    Not me mate.
     
  7. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    It diverts cabage
    N75 controls fun
     
  8. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    This is why your petrol cars are all a bit odd! Cabbage...in your engine?! Next you'll be telling me you put stripes on your car to make it faster.
     
  9. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I just removed all the gayness, I can put it back. lol
     
  10. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Crazy, I think you sig needs make, modle, year and engine size of car. Please.


    I'm off to google later to find out what all this N DV **** is about.
     
  11. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Ahh ok it must be crazy doing the tags? "Westy loves the women now" lol
     
  12. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Not me mate! I am responsible for "2 in stink 1 in pink" and "mmmaaaaaaannnnngggiiinnna"

    Scott, A4 2002 avant 1.9TDI 130BHP ;)
     
  13. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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  14. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Isn't just for men hair die...
     
  15. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Yarp, she's a Quattro alright.
     
  16. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Yeah it is. You've seen me Dane, I'm not that grey am I :(
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No you aren't mate :thumbsup:
     
  18. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    No dude you aren't :friends:
     
  19. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Cheers guys, manlove all round!

    :friends:
     
  20. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Man love is fine.

    Brown love is unacceptable.

    Just so we're clear.... lol
     
  21. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Talking of faces and seeing people.
    how many people in this pub is going to AITP?

    I'm going, which is great and I know westy is but I have no idea how to spot any of you lot.
    I know you all have Audis but its AITP lol
    IS any one having ASN numper plates or any thing?
    I got a feeling/fear, I'm going to be driving around the camp site trying to find people, get stuck, annoyed and spend the night sleeping my car alone. :(
    Ok I will be sleeping in my car on my own but I wan't to be in the middle of the film with other people on my own :(
     
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  23. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    I'm going dude, Silver 8L s3, red brembos, My number plate almost says my name and I have an audisport.net sticker under my upper brake light
     
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    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I'm not going, but i'm tall, dark and handsome. With a grey bonnet, grey door, grey door, grey door, grey door, grey boot, grey roof and seats.
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'm also going, although I won't be able to make it until the afternoon as my inconsiderate mate (lol) has his baby's christening!

    Still, I shall be there as soon as I can.

    I am the very loud individual, who can usually be found full of energy, driving a bright yellow and black S3.

    I'm quite hard to miss....
     
  26. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Oh absolutely. Crystal clear.

    Scott you'll be able to find me, I'll have the best looking S3 in the field ;)

    Also I have a personal number plate now S111 NPW
     
  27. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Look at this!! My identity has been stolen and appears to be being used by some prepubescent school boy who likes to jump small rivers and pretend it's impressive...

    Hmmmm.

     
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  28. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Welly have you got a sh1t load of peroxide in your hair?!
     
  29. ScottD3

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    I think i'll be the only guy with a Diesel automatic B5 avant. :)
    I might have to bring out my old show plate.
    Its the wrong name though but it will have to do.

    I think we should a show your face bit.
    lets see the faces behind the names.
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    No, I have got some, but only a smidge....

    I'd like to point out that I am not affiliated in any way with the you tube bell ends above... lol
     
  31. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Mate I'm always introducing myself to others at car shows I'm not shy. Anyway I need to meet you to get my brakes and pay you ;)
     
  32. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    This is Westy

    [​IMG]

    Just a bit squashed lol

    EDIT Video could be loud!
     
  33. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    That's not the best pic of me. All squashed under Dane's car afraid my car is about to spit out it's guts at 150mph on Bill's rollers :ermm:
     
  34. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    Its a video, click on it and it goes back to being the right size, plus you get a profile and face on view of westy's handsome mug
     
  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Thats a good point. I'm hoping you'll forget. ;)

    I dont mind introducing my self as long I know who to or at least a little bit. Don't like walking up to a complete stranger and going "hi, I'm scott".

    I've googled my self and there is no pictures of me but there is my google+ account and some of my wedding images.
     
  36. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Me, Welly, Dane, and a few others are all mates on facebook so jump on there if you have a bookface account.
     
  37. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    Scott just did a search on Facebook for your full name and there's a few of you. Do you have stuble and a blonde bird?
     
  38. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    Nope. Just me in sun glasses.
     
  39. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I'm off to tresspass around a Army Base.
    Catch you all tomorrow if I make it. :)
     
  40. Westy

    Westy Double Dark Side! Diesel & 8P

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    I was spelling your surname wrong but I still cant see you even with the correct spelling
     
  41. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Did you get my address duder?
     
  42. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    facebook address with my name after the .com/###.####2

    Try that :)
     

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