Good morning! boys, girls and admin!
Its aproaching that time of year again when sadly i have to do some work!
Me and the midgets, or elves to you lot are working flat out at the minute trying to be at all the shopping centres at once! and i really cant be ***** to be honest!
So i thought i would have a quick post on here while i have a spare minute!
If there is something in particular you guys would like this year, please let me know and i will check the naughty and good book to see if your entitled to anything! and i will see what i can do.
The closing date for this is the 20th december, P.M. me if need be and hopefully ebay will deliver the goods on time!
For those of you with particularly hot birds, home visits are available by request, but a photo first will be required for this,(pics or it wont happen!) and maybe, i will let them sit on my knee!
This year we have ditched the raindeer and stupid sledge and will be using royal mail instead.
This is mainly down to health and safety reasons but does give me more time to play call of duty and drink stella!
Also this year, for those of you who thought i had a deep seated perversion of stockings are wrong!, and through vigorous therapy i have overcome this affliction!
So dont bother with the stockings this year lads ok!
Its wrong to wind a brother up!, you wouldn"t offer a recovering alcohollic a bottle of smirnoff now would you?
Also i am off mince pies and sherry too, i prefer a nice can of stella and a cream pie instead these days!
Those of you lot wondering if you have been naughty or nice this year will have me added to your friends list on ASN without even knowing!
If this is the case and you have me there, well done to you you have been nice!
if not, unlucky, your bad and will have to be nicer in the future now wont you?
Well thats me done, i am off to whip my midgets to get more work done around here, while i get to prestige level 2 on call of duty!
Oh, and remember what your mother used to say, i can see you and i can tell if you have been naughty or good!
adios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!