ASN's Pub

Pub is dying... Not as lively as it used to be.
 
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Morning all.

It is Jay.

The censorship of old, people changing jobs with less time for the pub and lacking time might be the main reasons.

I'm still here but there's only so many times you can talk to your self.

I drove in to the ferry morning when I should be driving on to it.
O well. :(

Anyone else get much done on the weekend?
I fitted a motormover to a caravan.
 
Afternoon everyone, hope you are all good :)

Im all bunged up and have been since last week!!!

Went to Mancs for the weekend, visitted the Trafford Centre, which wasnt too bad, just chilled out really :)
 
Hi all. Just back from a week in lanzarote. Fooling freezing here!

Going to be fitting the facelift bumper an bonnet to my car this weekend. Also fitting a new boot lid as mine has a big dent in it.

Hope you're all well and busy.
 
My bro has just got back from there too, stayed in a mates apartment in Costa Teguise, said it was lovely weather there.
 
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superkarl said:
Same here man, i feel fkn GRIM right now. And i have a big presentation to give tomorrow aswell urrgghh.
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I know people say it's coincidence an that the flu jab can't make you ill but I hadn't had a cold all year till 3 days after my flu jab 4 weeks ago! Hopefully be clear now for a while.

Good luck with the presentation Karlos. Try not to get snot in your beard.
 
The flu jab is a conspiracy to infect everyone with a deadly pathogen, and then activate it one day! Well thats what the voices in my head tells me anyway!

on lighter news iv done some reading and some helping(well kind of) around asn, and I see that Jojo nearly died and westy is now a dirty 8p derv bod now, you could of atleast got a 2litre turbo! Who cares about saving money.

And superKarl what is this beard you speak of? Is this harry potter hagrid style or new age hipster with a tattoo sleeve and ting?
 
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Karlos I'm doing Movember again but unfortunately it's the only place on my face I can really grow decent hair. I'd love a full beard.

Cam, I do have a 2 litre turbo ;) it's not bad actually. Pretty quick and still returns 45 mpg. I have recently been looking at 8P S3s and even an S1! Need some more savings first.
 
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Yes tell us about your ferry experience.

And Westy I joke, looks like your dirty derv would spank most 2ltr petrol turbo 8p and alike.
 
Morning all.....bit warmer out there today, got out yesterday and it looked lovely from inside, until we got out and it was cooollllddd!!!

Happy Bonfire Day btw :)
 
Cam, Il have to upload an up to date pic of it for you. I was thinking recently its not that long, but just yesterday i realised yeh, it is pretty stupid.

westy, there's no way in shaving this off for movember, im too attched to it. What i am doing tho is curling my moustache so i look a ****. Styling it up
 
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The problem is with fair haired people is that a beard will nearly always come out ginger or atleast in places, and no one wants that sh*t! Hence why my facial hair is limited to cave man stuble and then has to go, fortunatly mine is a very dark veriation so you can only tell if I go all out.
 
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How dare someone change my profile picture. Come on lets be having you.

Also the pub is deader than a dead thing!
 
I see Quattro james has put my profile pic back lol I dont think he liked me taking the pee out of dervs.

Beer tasting at work? Id have social services round my gaff in a heart beat lol

Iv spent the day crimbo shopping. The worst thing about it was all the muppets on the road, one nob head was driving the wrong way up the dual carriageway at 10:30 this morning.
 
as promised, my beard. And my tash for movember. I sometimes have it curled at the ends, but this takes far too much time
 
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Very impressive indeed, how does it effect your skin? Do you have to wash it with shampoo or do you have a beardpoo (sounds wrong that) are these all questions you have already been asked?

Westy why so negative?

And scotty are we talking beard or member?
 
Beard.

I'll leave the member stroking to you mate.

My skin has a head fit if I don't shave for a week.
God knows what it would do if I grew a beard.
I will one day!!
 
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the skin is fine. There's an itcht stage initially at about 5mm long but once you're through that its sweet.
i just wash it like i do my hair. But i put a beard oil on because it tends to be very dry and thick hair, theyre alot like pubes.

i get people asking the same questions all the time. Alot of compliments from guys tho, some of which will point it out to their girlfriend because they must want one but aren't allowed.

im growing the tash at the min and its really ******* me off. I usually trim it so it doesn't grow and curl into my mouth which it is now. I need it long enough so i can part it out away from my lip and have an epic fat tash
 
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Oi oi sausage munchers what's occurring? Anyone up to much exciting this weekend?

Tomorrow I've got a day of sport. Footy at 17:30 followed straight up by the boxing for a great night of British boxing. Gonna get me a Stella fridge pack and crack on.
 
wouldve fitted the gearbox but its forecast rain. Il prob just murder myself in the gym in the morning then crack on with the mountain of work i have. Wouldn't mind watching the F1 qualifying too.
 
The weekend is done and we are back at work.

Off to the pub!!!


My weekend consisted of a MOT, new exhaust tips, Wedding, hang over day and finish building the advent calendar for sarah.

What was yours?
 
ScottD3 said:
The weekend is done and we are back at work.

Off to the pub!!!


My weekend consisted of a MOT, new exhaust tips, Wedding, hang over day and finish building the advent calendar for sarah.

What was yours?
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Friday night meal, Saturday morning hanging, moved my telephone line in the house, drank some more, watched the footy, watched the boxing, drank a bit more.
 
Sounds like some good weekends have been had, mine was poop, decorating the soon to arrive bambinos room.

Got a ****** good deal on virgin tivo, im already with them but was paying £69 a month with tinternet and phone line, so I thought "the old im leaving unless you can sort my bill out jobby". Phoned up and told them I wanted a tivo box in my room as I already have the hd box. Computer said 'no' and they came back with £74 a month, so I cancelled the whole thing with the intention that they would ring me back and sort it, as thats the old wives tale, low and behold the mrs gets a phone call and we got faster tinternet and a tivo in the bedroom for £54 a month. Well worth a try for anyone with virgin. Just to add I have the XL package without the movies or sports. Dont see the point in them when I can watch anything I want on the internet through my tvs.

****** hell, waffled on then lol hope everyones well.
 
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Morning all....Happy December!!

Its that time of year again.....already :)

Countdown for the break begins now - woohoo!!!
 
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