ASN's Pub

[CHEZ]

Tea boy? As high as that? Thought he was the company fluffer?[/QUOTE

ha ha ha!
yeah i think he is a cleaner in a suit really!

cam, where you been?

 

[Jay A3]

Photo copied your man bits yet?

 

[coatesy]

bah i may as well be tea boy.

i went from been an infrastructure engineer to been a first line support/desktop roll out noobie with in a week

oh well. plus side is !

im 22, rather hairy, still live at home, im not having a baby or buying a house, also very very sexy oh and brucey bonus getting paid 18k a year to spend all of it on petrol and car parts!

im am a winner!

 

[CHEZ]

oh well you can treat me to a mcdoodles big mac on our man date then mr money bags!

 

[coatesy]

oh well you can treat me to a mcdoodles big mac on our man date then mr money bags!

only if you give us a nosh in the car park !

might treat you to a parmo instead! but you will have to do some erotic dancing for the parmo.

 

[CHEZ]

its a deal!
me in me wellies doing a seductive dance for food!
just a normal night in our house!

 

[camscockle20vT]

Iv been busy chezbo, got the keys for my house a few weeks ago and been gutting it and now on the final leg of putting it all back in. And it has been rather quite in here of late. And dont giv coats a blowey for a parmo, id atleast hold out for a ten deck and a bottle of jaques.

Will the pub have a club stand at any shows this year?

And coatsey enjoy that life while you can lol. Because asoon as your mrs susses out that you can easily afford to get her an engagement ring your in for it lol.

 

[CHEZ]

Will the pub have a club stand at any shows this year?
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dont worry, we stick out like a sore thumb! just like one of scott"s retarded thumbs, now that i think about it, just look out for scotts burgundy passion waggon and you will have found us! (love ya really scott)
looking forward to this years meetings myself like!

 

[superkarl]

beer :cheers:

 

[Westy]

Will the pub have a club stand at any shows this year?

Well, last years ASN stand at Inters was 90% pub members anyway :thumbsup:

You and scroatsy joining us in the campsite?

 

[ScottD3]

Well, last years ASN stand at Inters was 90% pub members anyway :thumbsup:

You and scroatsy joining us in the campsite?

Got a couple new members this year.
Should be good.
Looking forward to it.

We doing anything special this time?
Stickers, dolls, Nerf, paint ball?

 

[Westy]

Got a couple new members this year.
Should be good.
Looking forward to it.

We doing anything special this time?
Stickers, dolls, Nerf, paint ball?

Fcn nerf! How old are you!

We turn up, pitch up, drink and cook meat. No sodding kids games..

 

[ScottD3]

Fcn nerf! How old are you!

We turn up, pitch up, drink and cook meat. No sodding kids games..

30 and running around firing foam darts at people is great fun.
You'd enjoy if you just stepped away from the last of the summer wine repeats, put down the pipe and brandy, removed the slippers and enjoyed your self.

Nerf war you place........yeah!!!!!!!

 

[Westy]

You'd enjoy if you just stepped away from the last of the summer wine repeats, put down the pipe and brandy, removed the slippers and enjoyed your self.

all of the above is more fun then runnin around chasing children with your big gun out you peado

 

[ScottD3]

all of the above is more fun then runnin around chasing children with your big gun out you peado

Not kids.
The fact you went straight to that is worrying.
I was on about chasing you with my big gun.

 

[crazy88]

Well this has turned awkward. Why do you lot even bother going to events? I much prefer sitting behind my computer to talk to you all. Especially if Scott there is firing nerf bullets, laced with semen, at us!

 

[Jason.s]

Scott, stick some chipboard in the back of the barge to build a make shift bar and we're good to go. Its going to be so messy I can't wait.

 

[superkarl]

beer :cheers:

 

[ScottD3]

Well this has turned awkward. Why do you lot even bother going to events? I much prefer sitting behind my computer to talk to you all. Especially if Scott there is firing nerf bullets, laced with semen, at us!

You got me thinking though.
I'm off to buy some darts.

Scott, stick some chipboard in the back of the barge to build a make shift bar and we're good to go. Its going to be so messy I can't wait.

If I still had my bar I would have happily made some form of bar.

 

[Westy]

Scott stop with the games. It's a car show...

 

[ScottD3]

Scott stop with the games. It's a car show...

And we can't have fun?

The dart's has nothing to do with the car show.
Feed them in to the end of the foam dart and launch them at the dartboard.

 

[ScottD3]

For about £200, I think we could make a little bar for inters.

just need a keg, keg tap, bar tap, some pipe work and connectors, mix valve and the gas.
All can got on ebay.

 

[Jason.s]

Guy in my old club brought some of those little Heineken kegs to a show once before. The idea was awesome but out of the 10 pints worth it held he got about 2 from it as the rest was pure foam.

Just get some wood for the bar and get Fred the wine expert to pick a nice selection of wine boxes to go on it lol. The pub can evolve into a trendy wine bar, get some jazz to play through the stereo and put on our lounge jackets.

 

[Jay A3]

Where in the real world we will be sat in a circle with only a bed sheet being held up by two make shift poles as a rain guard, and a few cans in the middle with no music as it will be too loud...

 

[coatesy]

Well, last years ASN stand at Inters was 90% pub members anyway :thumbsup:

You and scroatsy joining us in the campsite?

As long as it doesn't clash with my mates wedding, I will be planning to travel down with chezbo

 

[Jason.s]

Where in the real world we will be sat in a circle with only a bed sheet being held up by two make shift poles as a rain guard, and a few cans in the middle with no music as it will be too loud...

If its raining i shall be drinking and sleeping in the car! Or we need a gayzeeeebo with sides to sit in.

 

[CHEZ]

i got the dates off for inters, but just going to pay at the gate!
will there be a problem with this? could it sell out?

 

[Jason.s]

Doubt there will be an issue just costs you more money.

 

[ScottD3]

It costs more to do it on the gate.
should have bought the tickets when it was £27.
That's bargain.

 

[CHEZ]

It costs more to do it on the gate.
should have bought the tickets when it was £27.
That's bargain.

yeah i totally agree mate, just at the time we did not have our shift planner out at work, plus the fact that it was a long time off, and i could not really commit myself so far in advance!
i can now though! , and its pay day tomorrow so i might just pay for them then!

 

[Jason.s]

Im still having trouble putting the stand pass into the basket along with the camping ticket! Read on a few forums people are having the same issue and they`ve phoned up and its trying to get fixed but still no joy..

 

[coatesy]

tell me the dates ill take them off, and point me in the direction of tickets.

Yes Scott I know you've already told me this.

 

[CHEZ]

6th and 7th july dude

 

[coatesy]

We all on the asn club stand ? I'm panicking lol

 

[camscockle20vT]

You and scroatsy joining us in the campsite?

Yeh i missed so much last year and want to attend a few shows and track days to get a feeling for it before i start on my project properly.

 

[Jason.s]

We all on the asn club stand ? I'm panicking lol

We are, you're on the uk dogging society stand.

 

[Westy]

tell me the dates ill take them off, and point me in the direction of tickets.

Yes Scott I know you've already told me this.

Use google or the events forum on ASN you ******.

We all on the asn club stand ? I'm panicking lol

Yeah we're all on the club stand but the camping is what it's all about.

Yeh i missed so much last year and want to attend a few shows and track days to get a feeling for it before i start on my project properly.

Get booked up and come join the pub banter.

 

[coatesy]

Use google or the events forum on ASN you ******.

Your been a bit nasty Mr westy, your number one on my tea bagging list!

There's just no need for your behavior!

 

[ScottD3]

For Coatesy and other lazy *** people that can't be assed to search or go to the event section and check it out.

Let me google that for you

 

[coatesy]

For Coatesy and other lazy *** people that can't be assed to search or go to the event section and check it out.

Let me google that for you

Thanks mate kiss kiss