ASN's Pub

[damo.h]

cheers duder, da big boss just seen my phone on my desk... oooop's, again!!!

 

[Reesy]

I'd like to point out it aint mine !!
its reesy's dads

But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months

 

[Westy]

But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months

It looks like Damo's used it so much that he's worn all the black paint off the end of it

 

[s3dave]

It looks like Damo's used it so much that he's worn all the black paint off the end of it

or its michael Jackos.....

 

[Westy]

or its michael Jackos.....

How's he supposed to be a child molester with something that big!?

 

[Reesy]

damo told me the lack of black paint is due to his saliva

 

[Westy]

damo told me the lack of black paint is due to his saliva

I heard it was the type of anal lube he was using

 

[Reesy]

How's he supposed to be a child molester with something that big!?

 

[Reesy]

To be fair mate

W3STY
Ring Ready!

doesn't sound to clever!

 

[Welly]

bad times dude, will that car ever let up on you ??

Doubtful....

 

[Welly]

You lot are all soooooo wrong today.

Epic.

 

[Westy]

To be fair mate

W3STY
Ring Ready!

doesn't sound to clever!

Dont know what you mean

 

[Reesy]

I must have read it wrong :icon_thumright:

 

[ScottD3]

I'm bored.
Heres a funny image.

 

[s3dave]

I feel so ...

 

[damo.h]

But you were the one that asked to borrow it.. and we haven't seen it for months

WE!!

So you and papa Reesy share that bad boy? You need wanna these dude

no wonder he was limping @ aitp. I thought he just had a stone in his shoe as for lube ya wanna be using sensilube :thumbsu:

Yr on form today you boys lol, glad am at the car wash I nearly ****** myself !!

 

[ScottD3]

who was it that was driving a micra?

 

[damo.h]

I ****** hate micra's with passion

 

[ScottD3]

I ****** hate micra's with passion

But you seem to passionate about them.

 

[Reesy]

WE!!

So you and papa Reesy share that bad boy? You need wanna these dude

no wonder he was limping @ aitp. I thought he just had a stone in his shoe as for lube ya wanna be using sensilube :thumbsu:

Yr on form today you boys lol, glad am at the car wash I nearly ****** myself !!

You can keep the big black length with the pink helmet, looks like it might be more satisfying for someone (you) with a ring the size of one of saturns!

 

[Reesy]

Micra

 

[Dane]

My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts

 

[smudge_don]

Morning all,

how are we all today?
it is wednesday, so we are half way through the month. WooHoo.


Smudge what phone you got?
Alot of phones now aday can block numbers from texting/phoning you. Add the ex's number to that list and do the same to any and all emails. Then just forget and move on.

Samsung Galaxy S

All calls have now been barred from her see how that goes

Johdi was involved in a fire last night....i swear this girl just likes to cause drama!

Luckily she's OK but suffering a bit from the smoke and stuff

 

[ScottD3]

My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts

So its like picking a fight with a french bloke (as go the stereotype of french people)?

 

[ScottD3]

£1.66

 

[smudge_don]

£1.66

Only in this forum will posting a price for something mean something completely different from the norm!!!!

 

[damo.h]

My brother has one as his first car and I borrow it when my car is at Bill's and I can confirm that it is a soulless stressful car, lacking anything resembling guts

Torch the damn thing!! ill bring the fire

Johdi was involved in a fire last night....i swear this girl just likes to cause drama!

Luckily she's OK but suffering a bit from the smoke and stuff

you could always offer to clean out her windpipe

 

[damo.h]

OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a **** he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

attention seeking muppet !!

 

[ScottD3]

OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a **** he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

attention seeking muppet !!

You should write it all down in to a script and sell it to Hollyoaks or some other bad TV show.

 

[Westy]

Sod this! I've been doing work for the last couple of hours!

 

[Dane]

Lol, life is too short to be getting into stuff like that, I say that at a solid 23 years old lol.

Ive just been home for lunch to see if my wheels turned up or whether hey would whilst I was there, and nothing yet... I thought most deliveries were made in the morning? in which case what the actual chuff?!

 

[ScottD3]

Sod this! I've been doing work for the last couple of hours!

Are you ok?
How are you felling?
Do you need to lay down?
What happened for you to start doing work?


On a non-work related issues. Our land lady said its ok for me to cut the kitchen up and fit a dish washer. WooHoo

 

[ScottD3]

Lol, life is too short to be getting into stuff like that, I say that at a solid 23 years old lol.

Ive just been home for lunch to see if my wheels turned up or whether hey would whilst I was there, and nothing yet... I thought most deliveries were made in the morning? in which case what the actual chuff?!

Not really. it all depends on the devliery people.
Alot of companys are doing late evening deliveries.
I've had deliveries at 20:00 before, bit of a shock for but also happy times.

These are the 5x100 and 5x112 alloys?
Are you accepting them?
I hope they are supplying PCD converters.

 

[Dane]

Essentially another chap who bought the same alloys as me got 3 - 5x100's and 1 - 5x112 so Regal called me and asked me to check when I receive them and to let them know so they can correct any mistake...

Nothings simple lol

 

[ScottD3]

Essentially another chap who bought the same alloys as me got 3 - 5x100's and 1 - 5x112 so Regal called me and asked me to check when I receive them and to let them know so they can correct any mistake...

Nothings simple lol

Why don't they check it before they send them out to you?
It can't be that hard for them to open the box and check.

 

[Dane]

PS HAVE THAT YOU SNOTTY ADMIRAL CLAIM HANDLER!

I seriously got asked 'and how did you pay for your six hot wings from KFC....' as if they would want to see bank statements if I paid on card.

I dont know mate, but at least they called and asked me to check, just a human error I guess

 

[Reesy]

OO, oo quick update on the skank saga..... Amanda's dad rang last night to say he's now back home and back in with the skank...

at the same time skank was on the phone to Jamie telling him it's over and she's now back on with the dad... Jamie said he was going to throw himself off a cliff, and iv just had a call to say he took a load of paracetamol and washed them down with vodka... what a **** he'll only get an upset stomach outa that!!g

attention seeking muppet !!

 

[Sandra]

Afternoon all, just going to do a read through see what you all been up to.

 

[Reesy]

Afternoon all, just going to do a read through see what you all been up to.

It's probably not suitable for females!

 

[Sandra]

Mmm