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    Afternoon all, nice to see the pub bustling. Im having a foot long italian bmt and a drink for £5, now thats a meal deal

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    westy disliked my gay banter joke in the *that* thread, thread. the raging homo..


    just had some awesome crisps from M&S crinkle cider vinegar and sea salt.

    got to go out this afternoon and do a site survey at one of the school we support.. woo that will be awesome. hope it stops raining as my coat isn't water proof
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    westy disliked my gay banter joke in the *that* thread, thread. the raging homo..


    just had some awesome crisps from M&S crinkle cider vinegar and sea salt.

    got to go out this afternoon and do a site survey at one of the school we support.. woo that will be awesome. hope it stops raining as my coat isn't water proof
    im not allowed in schools

    so i just camp outside them

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    im not allowed in schools

    so i just camp outside them
    'Camp' or 'camp it up'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reesy View Post
    'Camp' or 'camp it up'?
    both. you get a wider variety

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    Must get in a fair bit of trouble for "pitching a tent" outside schools?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Must get in a fair bit of trouble for "pitching a tent" outside schools?
    Nice. Also brings a whole new meaning to 'Criminal Intent'

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    Thats it, no more money spending on the track car until after christmas. I'm bloody skinto. :-/
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    SK, now that Prawn has made his post and I am not stealing his thunder, can you see what I meant about the one thing Prawn has over other hybrid builds? 25.5deg timing.

    I am still a bit miffed about what your problem is, it's not fair to dislike something then when I ask you why just give me a throw away comment and ignore it. It's had me thinking what I have said and how it could be taken allllllllll day.
    I quite often say I'm going to do things.

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    i cant even remember the post now.

    we could have a fight if you want? will that do?

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    Ooh a fight, can it be a charity fight and the proceedes go to jardos mustache, i am worried itl have nowhere to live once movember is over!

    On topic tho i have lots of

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Ooh a fight, can it be a charity fight and the proceedes go to jardos mustache, i am worried itl have nowhere to live once movember is over!

    On topic tho i have lots of
    Lmao i pressed send by accident! Iv got lots of....... Moneys is what was going to say, was pay day yesterday

    Cant wait to get the keys for my new house! Then its an a3 project for me me and my bro are planning a fast road car for the odd track day!

    And the tt is epic when its cold, i love boooooooooooooooooooost, just need some real man boost in my life now tho :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    im not allowed in schools

    so i just camp outside them
    that sounds like a real shame that your not allowed in schools im sure you will one day gain entry to a school and have that "look around" you want..
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    that sounds like a real shame that your not allowed in schools im sure you will one day gain entry to a school and have that "look around" you want..
    How are you scroatsey? Iv not had any love mail for awhile(yes i know its you because of the crayon) beggining to think you dont love me anymore and we had such a good three way going on aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    How are you scroatsey? Iv not had any love mail for awhile(yes i know its you because of the crayon) beggining to think you dont love me anymore and we had such a good three way going on aswell
    I'm not the same person with out my car.. getting a little depressed with work and not smoking any more.. just got complete head fk. I just feel like I want to smash everything and everyone in to tiny little pieces lol

    I'm sure ill get my crayons back out when Iv got my car back and have been for a head clearing drive with plenty of boost.
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    you hang in there my little/big smoggy buddy!
    just think of me nacking a parmo in an hours time! ha ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    I'm not the same person with out my car.. getting a little depressed with work and not smoking any more.. just got complete head fk. I just feel like I want to smash everything and everyone in to tiny little pieces lol

    I'm sure ill get my crayons back out when Iv got my car back and have been for a head clearing drive with plenty of boost.
    Ah pineing for the audi, whats stopping you from putting the bumper back on?

    Atleast your daily is so much fun, id of loved a properly sorted a3 as my daily, but i never got close due to either me selling on or the last a3 was smashed up by a bin truck

    But give me 6 months and ill have another a3 and this time its having the works, thats the beauty of asn, all you guys do the hard work and the likes of me just copy lol




    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    get used to it dude!
    because once the pitter patter of little feet comes, yow shall be up early all the time!............it sucks big time!
    cant remember the last time i had a lie in!
    Ha i missed this the other day chez, im not looking forward to that part or any part that involves being disturbed from my slumber, but im going to develop selective hearing, im quite good at that now lol

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    ah ha!
    it happens dude! its like boost on a diesel! slowly slowly then boom its there and no escaping!
    come to mention it, when little brummy chez comes along you will be needing a derv estate aswell mate!
    we can talk about mpg"s then mate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    ah ha!
    it happens dude! its like boost on a diesel! slowly slowly then boom its there and no escaping!
    come to mention it, when little brummy chez comes along you will be needing a derv estate aswell mate!
    we can talk about mpg"s then mate!
    Ha its funny you mention that, because we recon the mrs wont be able to get in and out of the tt soon due to how bloody low they are. Been looking at the astray derv sri on a 55plate because they are cheap as chips to buy and insure. Thats why i need an a3 hobby quick.

    I already have a derv anyway chezbo, its an 09plate galaxy and is pants on deisel, does alot of about town driving so get about 36-38mpg its quite quick for a big car, keeps up with my mates 2.0tdi a4 sline

    As for the lil chezbo im sure youv had the snip as i could only smell potato water its more likely the milkmans!

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    [QUOTE=camscockle20vT;1725584]Ah pineing for the audi, whats stopping you from putting the bumper back on?
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    I dont have bumper dude my mate's still got it at his works painting it.
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    Out of interest, how many of you guys actually watch real open races and motor tests?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Out of interest, how many of you guys actually watch real open races and motor tests?.
    I just wait for people to post youtube clips and watch them if I got time.





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    Can we breathe again? is it safe? I think the storm has passed.

    Feck me that was exhausting. I need a beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16Klappe View Post
    Out of interest, how many of you guys actually watch real open races and motor tests?
    Used to spend hours watching the Best Motoring touge and American touge battles. Love watching them and yeah there were huge upsets. Mainly the American battles with the K20 EG6 destroying everything. Light and nimble used to d!ck the big power S15s and so on.

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    Jardotron i just watch youtube for my racer fix, the radical around the ring just looks epic! And jason what cars are you on about?

    What storm prawn? Have i missed something?

    I saw your comments about uktd only from now on prawn, im a track day virgin, where would be the best place to cut my teeth? I think im nigel mansell but dont want to jump straight into the n'rbrg ring in a car that me and my brother have built lol.

    Also iv never had a driving exsperiance day or done a drag up the pod! Neither have ever tickled my fancy really due to it being a waste of money, but buying and doing up my own car and having a few track days a year sounds alot more sensible :D

    So hows everyone else? Got your bumper back yet Parmoatsey? Kids still waking you up chez? And have you recieved the obd bluetooth yet scott?

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    afternoon mobro"s and mofo"s,
    how is everybody/anybody?
    the pub has been a bit barren of late! why?
    anywho more about me,
    today i went for a flu jab, and now my arm feels like somebody has given me a dead arm for the full day!
    i had the squits all night off a dodgey parmo! so not much sleep!
    decided to do some house work today and broke the hoover!
    so went out and bought a brand spanking new dyson animal monster of a sucking machine, impulse purchasing decision, over £300 worth! as the last one was about 10 years old! while the mrs was at work!
    AND I GOT TOLD OFF! for wasting money!
    i just cant work these women out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post

    What storm prawn? Have i missed something?

    im a track day virgin, where would be the best place to cut my teeth?
    My build thread dude, over 200 replies since tuesday night, it's been hectic, I thought I heard gunfire at one point, but it was just my tractionless car back-firing as it span the wheels up for the millionth time
    I think we've all come through it now and nobody died what a relief

    As for trackdays, I'd take a look and see if there are any airfield days run near you, they're usually very cheap (around £100 for a full day), and offer a really good and safe way into trackdays. you get loads of run off, and very little to hit, for not a lot of money.

    try one, and if you like it, perhaps book onto a day on a 'proper circuit' and see how you like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prawn View Post

    As for trackdays, I'd take a look and see if there are any airfield days run near you, they're usually very cheap (around £100 for a full day), and offer a really good and safe way into trackdays. you get loads of run off, and very little to hit, for not a lot of money.
    Sounds like a good plan, my nephew done a driving exsperiance in an mitsubishi evo and a ferrari and his 12 so iv got to start somewhere lol


    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    i just cant work these women out!
    When you find out will you let me know

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post

    i had the squits all night off a dodgey parmo! so not much sleep!

    decided to do some house work today
    both of these lines make you a pussy..

    all you've got to do with dodgy parmo arse is keep it all in, then do one massive toilet snapper then your all good..
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    both of these lines make you a pussy..

    all you've got to do with dodgy parmo arse is keep it all in, then do one massive toilet snapper then your all good..
    a. my new hoover is awesome and has more boost than your silly car

    b, i could not hold it in, my belly was bubbling away all night and something had to give!

    c, i can defo knock a toilet snapper out, i have photo evidence of such thrown art! but last night was just digestion gone wrong!
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    this is basically what happened in poor prawns build thread...





    then this seemed to happen..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    a. my new hoover is awesome and has more boost than your silly car

    b, i could not hold it in, my belly was bubbling away all night and something had to give!

    c, i can defo knock a toilet snapper out, i have photo evidence of such thrown art! but last night was just digestion gone wrong!
    poor show.. all ways be wise of parmo buying's. whenever in boro i will treat you to the best parmo ever .
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    i go to tonys parmo house around here! i believe he has one down your way!
    there 99% sound, last night was a rogue one off!
    oh! and are you asking me out for dinner there? you smooth talking hot rod?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    i go to tonys parmo house around here! i believe he has one down your way!
    there 99% sound, last night was a rogue one off!
    oh! and are you asking me out for dinner there? you smooth talking hot rod?
    Munchies 2 in eston best parmo..

    A man date where I can slip you a couple of roofys and molester your bum...
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    Haha Chez We have just got a Dyson Animal, *** more boost than a erm a erm Boosting machine thingy,,,dont be tempted to the dark side when you pull the pipe out ..it will eat you alive......erm i would think...
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