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    Quote Originally Posted by camscockle20vT View Post
    Thats one chewed nut!

    Reesey why would my clench improve a friendship?
    If someone ate a lot of walnuts maybe..
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    just for the record,
    i could have removed that bolt with my bare hands, with my eyes shut, drinking a can of stella and standing on my head!

    just saying,


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    good evening mofo"s!
    whats occuring?
    today i thought i would wash my car and seal my newly refurbed wheels!
    finished drying the car at around 12pm so cracked on with the wheels!
    oh my god! what a ball ache!
    finished at 4pm and my back is broke! i did not realise how much was involved!
    anywho all done now, so should be good for the winter!
    i was going to knock up a sexy spag bol but sod that! cant be bothered now!
    think i will have to have my weekly parmo dose early! (it comes with salad! so is well healthy! honest)
    other than that, nowt much really going on here! i might wrestle the dog later! he likes that!


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    wrestling dogs is such a good sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    wrestling dogs is such a good sport.
    im not quite sure if your referring to waggy tail dogs or munters?

    i imagine it could get scary wrestling munters..

    anyway looks like i got ripped off with buying my forge spring kit as it came with no spacers... so anybody bought a kit and got one or two spacers they want to trade for some beer tokens or a packet of biscuits? seeing as i can find the receipt
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    what kind of biscuits? i dont have any spacers by the way, just interested in your biscuits your willing to trade!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    what kind of biscuits? i dont have any spacers by the way, just interested in your biscuits your willing to trade!
    i could make some home made ones? or buy some at the senders request.


    ps. i make better spag bol than you
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    haaaaaaaaaa! iv now got 4 green blips and my jewels are rough! best get the moisturiser out
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    soz creosotesy your spag bol would fade into insignificance faced with the might of my culinary expertise! FACT
    if you want a spag bol off" bring it on son shine!
    i have a "special" moistened biscuit i could trade...............................


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    throw down bro! ill cook anything, anywhere and it will be the best!

    where is this taking place. iv been trained by my mam since i was old enough to understand and my bro's a top chef! bosh! my culinary penis is bigger than yours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    throw down bro! ill cook anything, anywhere and it will be the best!

    where is this taking place. iv been trained by my mam since i was old enough to understand and my bro's a top chef! bosh! my culinary penis is bigger than yours!
    now that comment was just riddled with possible innuendo that i shall not even contribute to!
    lets just say "no alexander, you cant!" ok


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    now that comment was just riddled with possible innuendo that i shall not even contribute to!
    lets just say "no alexander, you cant!" ok
    Nooo that's not good enough. I can cook better than you.
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    Evening girls! Look at this for some man furnitre freshley stole from fb :D

    And i found the locking nut i had to get out from the mrs ka, ford are poo, this was about 3 weeks ago and i used a locking nut remover, not my butt cheeks as usual!

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    Copper grease the hubs and bolts, not more seized bolts!

    Whilst I'm here, anyone know anything about xenon lights? I have an aftermarket xenon kit on my p!ssrat, it's been there for almost 10 years and over 100k miles! Since the cold has set in, the driverside takes a few attempts to flick on! I can see the light is trying to flick on, like the ballast is doing it's thing, but it requires the headlight switch to be flicked on and off 5 times or so before it comes on, then it's all normal. Question is, faulty ballast or xenon bulb? I know I can just swop the bulbs over to eliminate one, but need to take too much stuff apart before I can get to them!

    What you guys think?



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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Copper grease the hubs and bolts, not more seized bolts!

    Whilst I'm here, anyone know anything about xenon lights? I have an aftermarket xenon kit on my p!ssrat, it's been there for almost 10 years and over 100k miles! Since the cold has set in, the driverside takes a few attempts to flick on! I can see the light is trying to flick on, like the ballast is doing it's thing, but it requires the headlight switch to be flicked on and off 5 times or so before it comes on, then it's all normal. Question is, faulty ballast or xenon bulb? I know I can just swop the bulbs over to eliminate one, but need to take too much stuff apart before I can get to them!

    What you guys think?
    My girlfriends xenons flicker all the time and that's down the them not been wired properly.

    Maybe it could be the bulb as it sounds like it takes along time to get warmed up. If you switched them on and left them does it eventually turn on ?

    I don't know much about them tbh mate.

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    sounds like the ballast to me jo!
    a bit like when a starter on a fluro tube is on its last legs, eventually it will fire up! so possibly this and not the bulb!
    the ballast is the starter.


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    just a quick hello as I pass threw.. Hope yr all good!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    just a quick hello as I pass threw.. Hope yr all good!!
    holy cow!
    where have you been damien?
    not been in the pub for a while mate! hows tricks little fella?


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    sounds like the ballast to me jo!
    a bit like when a starter on a fluro tube is on its last legs, eventually it will fire up! so possibly this and not the bulb!
    the ballast is the starter.
    I'll just be quiet.


    Sorry jojo for my none helpful input ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    I'll just be quiet.


    Sorry jojo for my none helpful input ..
    quiet you!
    here have a green pip! (for trying)


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    quiet you!
    here have a green pip! (for trying)
    Yaaayy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    Yaaayy!
    no yaayy! it would not let me!
    i already give you one apparently! oo er!


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    no yaayy! it would not let me!
    i already give you one apparently! oo er!
    oh yeah, you been stealth bumming! You bumder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    just a quick hello as I pass threw.. Hope yr all good!!
    OMG! I'd actually forgotten about you
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    Morning gents, thought I'd come and have a pint in here as it puts off standing in a field in the rain, with man flu removing the head off my PITA daily....
    Reading through the last couple of days it seems like the YMCA has decamped to ASN's pub,( I didn't realise leather policeman/indian outfits were so back in fashion ), LMAO at it, much more interesting than 8l section today
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowcoach3 View Post
    Morning gents, thought I'd come and have a pint in here as it puts off standing in a field in the rain, with man flu removing the head off my PITA daily....
    Reading through the last couple of days it seems like the YMCA has decamped to ASN's pub,( I didn't realise leather policeman/indian outfits were so back in fashion ), LMAO at it, much more interesting than 8l section today
    The pub has gone from a traditional old boozer with Juke box into a metro wine bar with a live singer. The new clientèle are a bit Milk Tray!
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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    The new clientèle are a bit Milk Tray!
    Ooooo hello, what ever do you mean...

    Nah really my arse is to hairy to be gay.

    I like tits and fanny just to make you all aware of this. Before Westy starts pointing his Willy at the gays
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    ASN's Pub

    I think theres a few people who arent so secure with thier sexuality me thinks lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coatesy View Post
    My girlfriends xenons flicker all the time and that's down the them not been wired properly.

    Maybe it could be the bulb as it sounds like it takes along time to get warmed up. If you switched them on and left them does it eventually turn on ?
    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    sounds like the ballast to me jo!
    a bit like when a starter on a fluro tube is on its last legs, eventually it will fire up! so possibly this and not the bulb!
    the ballast is the starter.
    Aaargh, I'm thinking the same for both scenarios, and no coatsey, they don't come on eventually, then need to be fired up like a light tube, hence the flickering, once lite up though, they stay on and warm up whilst changing colour like xenons do. Guess I'm just going to trial it by swopping the bulbs over!



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    This place feels more like the 'Blue Oyster Bar' than the 'ASN Pub' these days!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    This place feels more like the 'Blue Oyster Bar' than the 'ASN Pub' these days!
    So will that make you visit more often?

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    well then mobro"s
    because i am on night shift tonight, and its start of november tomorrow, i thought i would get all freshly shaven for the start of MOVEMBER!
    never done it before, but there are a good 10 of us at work doing it this year!
    so should be funny in a hairy kind of way!
    how many of the pub lot are doing it? i know fred and sutcliffe are, but anybody else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by superkarl View Post
    dont think i am

    i HATE clean shaving
    come on karl mate!
    for the love of the testicles dude!


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    Re: ASN's Pub

    Quote Originally Posted by CHEZ View Post
    for the love of the testicles dude!
    Ha! Insert gay comment...


    Fooking kids are doing my head in already!

    knocking on the door the leaning on my car, while they don't even sing ...

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    Sing? This isnt xmas...Didnt know trick or treaters were supposed to sing? Or is that your personal demands before you give anything out?

    I park my car as close to the garage and bush as possible so they cant get past. Also im going to see Silent Hill tonight so i shant be in for that long.

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    Christ ive only just stumbled across this thread, i really do need to get out of the 8l section dont i, haha.

    Ill go sit in the corner and drink by myself with my head slumped down in shame lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.s View Post
    Sing? This isnt xmas...Didnt know trick or treaters were supposed to sing? Or is that your personal demands before you give anything out?
    its grown men that have to sing and dance before they get anything from me ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dani_B19 View Post
    Christ ive only just stumbled across this thread, i really do need to get out of the 8l section dont i, haha.

    Ill go sit in the corner and drink by myself with my head slumped down in shame lol.
    all you've got to do, to fit in here is either get your tail or your bum out mate!
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